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THIS BLOG IS F**KIN' ALIVE!!! YEAH

No, this blog is dead and I'm movin' to twitter. Should I ever use blog again, it won't be this one.

Guitar Updates

I dropped D my electric guitar. (EADGBE -> DADGBE) Which means its a metal guitar. Plus it's slacker style. No more barre chords!!! I also learnt palm mutin', another heavy metal techinque. METAL AWESOME. METALLICA IS AWESOME TOO!!! (LP STILL PWNS)

Crawl from the wreckage one more time

Horrific memories twist the mind

Dark, rutted, cold and hard to turn

Path of dectruction, fell it burn

Still-life incarnation

Still-life infamy

Hallucination, heresy

Still you run, what's to come

What's to be

...All Nightmare Long by Metallica

Trip To Korea

Ok, the past 7 days, I went to Korea in Seoul, which is a part of North Korea, ain't it? Anyway, I played TAP TAP METALLICA in between the travellin'. I didn't take any pic so, too bad.

Day 0:
Flight

Day 1:
Went to Nami Island where nothin' happened.

Day 2:
When to a place where there was suppose to be a cable car but the wind was so f**kin' strong, the only thing done there was see a bloody statue. Plus my scratched my phone and my hand. F**k!

Day 2.50 (3.s.f.):
When to ski, which I couldn't break for the first few times. Eventually I got bored so I took the cable car (WTF!!!) to the top and back where pros ski/ snowboard from the top to the bottom. Later, at the same place [Phoenix Park (Why ain't it Phoenix Wobbly Pub?!?) Ski Resort], we when to a heat bath where people did strip tees (ok, maybe not strip tee, but they did strip).

Day 3:
When to Everland... boring boring boring

Day 3.50:
Fly to Jeju Island

Day 3.95:
Eat Sashimi (Korean hate Japanese but this?) and took a picture of a live octopus (ok ok, I lied, I'm just too lasy to upload em')

Day 3.99:
Saw a rock that looked like a dragon in Dracano

Day 4.00:
Submarine...

Day 4.50:
Picked oranges (Did I here a "Hey David, hey David!"?)

Day 4.55:
Did horse riding

Day 5.00:
Fly back to Seoul

Day 5.50:
Go to some presidental place etc etc. (Plus some kinna mountain with a guys face on it)

Day 5.75:
When to some temple/ palace place? IDK

Day 5.IDK what time:
Went to Lotte World (what is lotte)... boring boring boring... until the pizzahut

Day 6:
Shopping, Ginseng (Ren Sheng in Chinese! WOW! I didn't know Ren Sheng had herbal properties!!!), Kim Chi (I'm so sick of the Kim Cheese), shopping at 女人街 (where I bought sneakers), shopping at Doota (Any korean who doesn't know what doota is is from North Korea), shopping, more shopping, even more shopping.

Day 7:
Bought seaweed and got sick of Kim Chi even more

Day 7.50:
In airport

Day 7.75-7.99:
In plane

Day 7.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 or 2nd of December 10.59p.m.:
Singapore! (I witness awesome car accident too!)

Descriptive Para of Car accident:
The window had cracks all over and was folded into 2. The car, without it's windows, had compressed by about 20%. The engine was burning and David was rejoying...

These are the eyes that can't see me
These are the hands that drop your trust
These are the boots that kick you 'round
This is the tongue that speaks on the inside
These are the ears that ring with hate
This is the face that'll never change
This is the fist that grinds you down
This is the voice of silence no more

Some kind of monster
Some kind of monster
Some kind of monster
This monster lives
...- Some Kind Of Monster by Metallica

Randomness

Ok, what shall I do now that I'm bored. MouseHunt? I'm bored mousehuntin'. Play BlackShot? Maybe that's what I'll do. Should I change my playlist to Nightmare? Comment below to tell me if I should loop Nightmare on my blog... or Iridescent.

8th and 9th Nov AKA Class Day(s?) + Today

Ok, continuing from my previous post. Valerie was hiding in a bloody closet in a forbiden area. Later, I tried hiding in storage... only to find out somebody was already there (and that b*tch was Valerie). So, I place my electric guitar and hid somewhere else, which is the back gate. Matthew eventually caught me... somehow. Trying to find the last few people, he recorded 'dick' and looped it like h**l. Turns out again, he saw my electric guitar but missed the person. Then, there was werewolf.

Yesterday, the organisers were (epic) failing in trying to get everybody to play. So me and Zack said, "Go play Captain's Ball first!" After going to the park. Rittik shot me with his motherf**king water gun and I nose bled. After Captain's Ball, we played with the water balloons. At first, I whacked Rittik... and missed... so I when for a more spastic target- Valerie. Naturally, she ain't good at avoiding. Plus everybody ganging here, she would be GGed. After that, everybody changed... everybody except me. Zack and Wei Heng (virtually everybody with LP A Thousand Suns tee) were placing the LP tees over a fan so the air'll be inside (energy, effiecent. It can act as an air pillow, air filter and a David dryer [remember I didn't change?]). Exclusive to LP fans only. Anyway, during a game of Truth or Dare, there was a couple of interesting things.
1. Jaryl had sex with a sofa
2. I licked a flower pot
3. Out of 19 choices, Valerie likes Melvin the most (which means somethin' I cannot say, but you should know what it is... if you have an IQ level below 50)
4. Wei Heng doesn't prefer Lisa to Valerie, he like's em' both!

And here I am listening and trying to play Nightmare by A7X and failing to get pass the intro. PWNED

...
Oh when they come for me
Come for me
I'll be gone
... - When They Come For Me by Linkin Park

Today's Update

Today was awesome. Play hide and seek! Second last game I was second last... until Zack asked me to stop hiding. To be continued...

Nightmare Lycan + Speed Death Lycan (Dream Lycan 1.2 + 2.0)

Nightmare Lycan (min 5 + 2 narrator)

1.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night for all werewolves
2.Little Girl - Witness werewolf kill
3.Witch - Kill or Heal 1 person per night
4.Cupid - Make 2 people lovers (Both lovers die together)
5.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
6.Prophet / Extractor- Can know 1 person's role per night
7.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
8.Rappist - Makes 1 person's role inactive for 1 night per night
9.Theif - Swaps roles with 1 person per night
10.Big Boss - During voting, contributes 2(<13)/3(>13) votes
11.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
12.Totem Theif - Sends 1 person into reality per night
13.Partner In Crime - Witness theif and totem theif do crime and is free to persuade
14.Lucid Dreamer - Sends 1 person in reality back into dream per night (if any)
15.Romantic Inceptor - Makes 2 other people lovers when cupid or inceptor dies
16.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
17.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
18.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
19.Wolf Hunter - Brings 1 werewolf to reality when killed, if no werewolfs are in dream, kill 1 werewolf in reality
20.Lier - Knows who werwolves are but is not allow to vote to kill them
21. Zombie Enslaver - For every 5 dead people, bring 1 person back to life (not in dream) but person must vote for the same person as the zombie enslaver chooses and he does not have any roles
22.Headbanging Inceptor - Make 1 person a werewolf for 1 night per night
23.Werewolf Leader - Kills 1 person per night, has final say over who dies
24.Truth twister - Can change 2 people's vote, even big boses
25.Forger - Can take up any 1 role per 2 nights
26.Drug Dealer - Double effect of anybody's role for 1 night but loses effect for the next night (eg. If 1 werewolf is drugged, all werewolves choose 2 vitcims for 1 night and none for the next)
27.Magic Warper - Gets 1 try per night to guess witch, after guessing witch, magic warper can reverse witches effects (eg. witch heals herself but magic warper reverses effect and witch instead kills herself)
28.Fat Man - Displaces somebody (if any) in reality back into dream when killed in dream, same effect goes for reality
29.Nuke - Dragges the two people besides him out of reality / dream when killed
30.Architect - Can swap the position of two people or send one person from reality into a dream per night and knows who the nuke is
31.Ghost - Controls 1 victim after death
32.Posseser of Souls - Control of 1 victim per night
33.Vampire - Infects 1 person every 2 night, infected becomes vampire. Vampires can infect 1 person only for all vampires.
34.Device of Annoyance - Counters effect of rappist once every 2 turns
35.Spirit - Can communicate with living/death

Do note that everybody starts off in a dream, when somebody dies or is brought to reality in the dream, he is in reality. When somebody dies in reality, he leaves the game. When only 5 other people are left in dream, the dream closes and everybody in it is sent to reality.

Speed Death Lycan

Roles similar to Nightmare Lycan and require a poker deck)
No dreams, instead players take a poker card. If it is non picture card or non-ace, he does his role. If it is a picture card or ace, he gets to remove 1 life of a person. With full health, player has totem. With 1 health gone, player has no totem. With 2 health gone, player can draw 2 cards but only choose 1. With 3 health gone, he is dead. Nobody is allow to see what card a player puts down.

Yeah! 1st day after exams!!!

I was BlackShooting when suddenly, I remember I wanted to form a band (f**k, how could I forget!!!) So I stay here, thinking about watching Harry Potter, remembering to blog and starving while waiting for Zack to go online.

There's a time when the operation of the machine
Become so odious,
Makes you so sick at heart
That you can't take part.
You can't even passively take part,
And you've got to put your bodies upon the wheels,
Upon the levers,
Upon all the apparatus,
And you've got to make it stop.
-Wretches And Kings by Linkin Park

The Motherf**king Exams Are Over!!!

The f**ked up exams are over!
Yeah! Awesome!!!
(Physics and Math and IH and essentially everything else got screwed)

...
Steel unload
Final blow
We the animals take control
Hear us now
Clear and loud
Wretches and kings we come for you
... -Wretches And Kings by Linkin Park

How To Kill A Valerie

iF u h@V3 CuM h3rE f0R H3lP 2 35C4p3 Fr0M @ vALERIE, u h4V3 cUm 2 +he r1Ght p1aCe.

This freak of mugging is not, despite showing signs of, an emo retard. Instead, it is a f**king android (f**k, yes, she did kiss somebody who's name starts with M)!!! With all my experience of androids [by watching The Alien Quad-something-something (my spelling sucks)], I will teach you how to kill a Valerie.

Valerie is an android because:
1. She mug 24h, slack ZERO!!!
2.Stammers (cause' she needs time to process in her CPU)
3.Plays whatever Melvin does (MH and Bridge) (Fine, that's not a reason why she's an android)
4.Is a prefectionist
5.Will not harm a human, or animal (according to Aliens, androids, unless glitched, cannot harm a human being)
6. She NEVER bleed before (cause' her blood might be white)
7. Thinks Madhu is her mother (I think we go a short circuit)

To kill a Valerie, you need:
1. Something that make her go mad (cause' she'll self destruct after that)
2.An Anders/ Keith
3.Nah-nah-nah
4.This
5.A Wedding
6.The Devil aka Anders (You always need him to murder somebody)

Step 1:
Get your pet Anders or Keith to destroy the Valerie

Step 2:
Do the nah-nah-nah thingy

Step 3:
Get the Valerie to marry

Step 4:
Valerie will go insane

Step 5:
The Valerie dies

Warning:
If this doesn't work,
YOU'RE SCREWED!!!
NOBODY CAN HELP YOU


GG

Today's Update

Ok, today, bio exam was... horrible... I think. Anyway, I should be mugging and so I'm not sure how long I can blog. Anyway, I decided to add a new stuff - which is the next post... or should be. Anyway, that's it...

I'M F**KING EVIL!!!

God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under a loaded gun
And it can't be out-fought
It can't be out-done
It can't be out-matched
It can't be out-run

No

God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under a loaded gun
And it can't be out-fought
It can't be out-done
It can't be out-matched
It can't be out-run

And when I close my eyes tonight
To symphonies of blinding light
Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky

God save us everyone
Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns
For the sins of our hands
The sins of our tongues
The sins of our fathers
The sins of our young

No

God save us everyone
Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns
For the sins of our hands
The sins of our tongues
The sins of our fathers
The sins of our young

And when I close my eyes tonight
To symphonies of blinding light
Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky

Lift me up
Let me go
-The Catalyst by Linkin Park

Exam

Exams are coming! We're all screwed!!!
We're all gonna die tommorow!

Dragged you down below
Down to the Devil's show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less then never
Hate to twist your mind
But god ain't on your side
An old aqquaintance severed
Burn the world your last endeavour
...
You should have know
The price of evil
It hurts to know that you belong here, yeah
Oooh
It's your f***ing nightmare
While your nightmare comes to life
-Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold

Yesterday's Update

Yesterday, I wanted to write this, but I forgot. Anyway, I was waiting from 11.30 to 5.00 thinking there was CCA, and guess what! There was no CCA (FML). Anyway again, got to manage the class blog.

God save us everyone
Will be burn inside the fires of a thousand suns
For the sins of our hands
The sins of our tongues
The sins of our fathers
The sins of our young
- The Requiem by Linkin Park

Randomness

I was bored so I took the time to tell you that I'm forming a band and I have NO idea what to call it. Zack is also in the band and I made a fan club on FB - Zack Choa Fan Club!!! That's all.

This world was never worthy
But how can I call it unfaithful
Every promise was fulfilled
As decay crawlled from its throat
Like dead rising from an open grave
Lips of splendor and tongues of deceit
All dying now as our fragile wrist hold only waste

Like those gasping for their last breath
We cannot hide there's nothing left

Nothing left
... -Nothing Left by As I Lay Dying

3D Pic Of Da Vinci

Hi, I wanted to show you this pic but you didn't have your 3D glasses so I uploaded it here.

...

Do you feel cold and lost in desperation

You build up hope of failures all you've known

Remember all the sadness and frustration

And let it go

Let it go

... Iridescent by Linkin Park

Today's Update

Hi, today going home was Epic Failure. Zack, Delvin, Jaryl, MJ, Rittik and I were going home when I and Rittik broke off and started waiting for them for some 1/2h, when Tai ZHi and Wei Heng came and said they were at Jurong East. We went on our own and at CCK, Delvin and Jaryl suddenly flew from heaven and appeared. Epic Failure...

I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight

Because my conscience leaves me no other choice.

A true revolution of values will lay hand on the world order and say of war.

This way of settling differences is not just.

This business of burning human beings with napalm,

Of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows,

Of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into the veins of peoples normally humane,

Of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefiels physically handicapped and psychologically deranged

Cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

- Wisdom, Justice and Love by Linkin Park

Last Week's Update

Ok, first, I crafted my ship in MH. Next, I bought Linkin Park's latest album A Thousand Suns (LP Rocks!) After that, Lisa, Zack and I are forming a band. Unfortunately, I don't have a vocals and basist. VOCALS WANTED! If you, our future vocals, join us, you will also get the oppotunity to learn bass guitar. Finally, today for English, I read my crappy poem and everybody was LOLing.

...
What is happening,
Why is this happening,
Who the f*** are you,
What the f***!
... - The Subconscious Art Of Illusion by A7X

Today's Erm... Update? IDK

Hi,

As you know, I haven't been blogging for sometime already. That's because I was busy managing my backyard, learning drum, learning New Divide on my guitar and getting songs (and I hardly have time to play DD or LevynLight!)

Ґюсќ юП

P.S. I wanna form a band!
P.P.S. Anybody from 103 is vocals?

Blueprints of Cylinder Of Incineration

Original Plans:

Required items: cardboard, lighter, candles, bucket of water (optional)


1. Make a cylinder (with the top open) out of cardboard. The diameter should be about the height of the cylinder


2. Place the candles in a camp fire formation and light fire


3. Once fire has stablize, place shredded cardboard inside


4. Sit back and relax


5. Pour bucket of water over fire should it get too big

Extention:

1. Line inside with matchsticks

2. Pour oil in

3. Place an annaliptic cap to focus fire

4. Place a wire over it to hang food and victims

Today's 2nd Update

Ok, today, me and Stanley transformed a couple of lanterns into devices of destruction and into troble doing so, if you want the original blueprints, check the next post.

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Nightmare Werewolf (Dream Werewolf 1.1)

Nightmare Werewolf (min 5 + 2 narrator)
1.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night for all werewolves
2.Little Girl - Witness werewolf kill
3.Witch - Kill or Heal 1 person per night
4.Cupid - Make 2 people lovers (Both lovers die together)
5.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
6.Prophet / Extractor- Can know 1 person's role per night
7.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
8.Rappist - Makes 1 person's role inactive for 1 night per night
9.Theif - Swaps roles with 1 person per night
10.Big Boss - During voting, contributes 2(<13)/3(>13) votes
11.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
12.Totem Theif - Sends 1 person into reality per night
13.Partner In Crime - Witness theif and totem theif do crime and is free to persuade
14.Lucid Dreamer - Sends 1 person in reality back into dream per night (if any)
15.Romantic Inceptor - Makes 2 other people lovers when cupid or inceptor dies
16.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
17.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
18.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
19.Wolf Hunter - Brings 1 werewolf to reality when killed, if no werewolfs are in dream, kill 1 werewolf in reality
20.Lier - Knows who werwolves are but is not allow to vote to kill them
21. Zombie Enslaver - For every 5 dead people, bring 1 person back to life (not in dream) but person must vote for the same person as the zombie enslaver chooses and he does not have any roles
22.Headbanging Inceptor - Make 1 person a werewolf for 1 night per night
23.Werewolf Leader - Kills 1 person per night, has final say over who dies
24.Truth twister - Can change 2 people's vote, even big boses
25.Forger - Can take up any 1 role per 2 nights
26.Drug Dealer - Double effect of anybody's role for 1 night but loses effect for the next night (eg. If 1 werewolf is drugged, all werewolves choose 2 vitcims for 1 night and none for the next)
27.Magic Warper - Gets 1 try per night to guess witch, after guessing witch, magic warper can reverse witches effects (eg. witch heals herself but magic warper reverses effect and witch instead kills herself)
28.Fat Man - Displaces somebody (if any) in reality back into dream when killed in dream, same effect goes for reality
29.Nuke - Dragges the two people besides him out of reality / dream when killed
30.Architect - Can swap the position of two people or send one person from reality into a dream per night and knows who the nuke is

Do note that everybody starts off in a dream, when somebody dies or is brought to reality in the dream, he is in reality. When somebody dies in reality, he leaves the game. When only 5 other people are left in dream, the dream closes and everybody in it is sent to reality.

Today's Update

Ok, today when to youtube and learn the heavy metal scale. Your typical music C scales is C D E F G A B C and your heavy metal scale C# D E F G A C# D. That's all.

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Today's Update

Ok, today we played muderer and werewolf like hell. In werewolf, we played the cupid version, so... Melvin and Valerie became l♥vers like hell. Also in werewolf, I made a new role... rappist (do not actually rape victim). The rappist can choose somebody. Let's say the rappist chooses a werewolf, for that turn, the werewolf is inactive. I also came up with my version of werewolf. Here are the roles according to the number of players.

Dream Werewolf (min 5 + narator)
1.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night for all werewolves
2.Little Girl - Witness werewolf kill
3.Witch - Kill or Heal 1 person per night
4.Cupid - Make 2 people lovers (Both lovers die together)
5.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
6.Prophet / Extractor- Can know 1 person's role per night
7.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
8.Rappist - Makes 1 person's role inactive for 1 night per night
9.Theif - Swaps roles with 1 person per night
10.Big Boss - During voting, contributes 2(<13)/3(>13) votes
11.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
12.Totem Theif - Sends 1 person into reality per night
13.Partner In Crime - Witness theif and totem theif do crime and is free to persuade
14.Lucid Dreamer - Sends 1 person in reality back into dream per night (if any)
15.Inceptor - Makes 2 other people lovers when cupid or inceptor dies
16.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
17.Hunter - Kills 1 other person when killed
18.Werewolf - Kills 1 person per night
19.Wolf Hunter - Brings 1 werewolf to reality when killed, if no werewolfs are in dream, kill 1 werewolf in reality
20.Lier - Knows who werwolves are but is not allow to vote to kill them
21. Narrator - Knows everything, is the last person to die after all the werewolves have killed everyone, is unable to vote but faciltitates whole game, sends everybody in a dream back to reality when only 5 other people are left in dream and closes the dream when doing so
22.Narrator's Assistant - Facilitates reality when brought there, knows everything in reality, is 2nd person to die in reality
23. Werewolf Leader - Kills 1 person per night, has final say over who dies
24.Truth twister - Can change 2 people's vote, even big boses
25.Forger - Can take up any 1 role (except Narrator and Narrator's assistant) per 2 nights

Do note that everybody starts off in a dream, when somebody dies or is brought to reality in the dream, he is in reality. When somebody dies in reality, he leaves the game.

No kcoR

Another Guitarist In 103?

OMFG! Lisa just learnt D, C, G and Em chord! Finally, another guitarist in 103! I do hope she can learn F#m and Bm so she can slide. Sliding rocks!

Ŗõçk Øŋ

Message To All Enemies

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as hell goes on...





we forget...





all the times we...





had together...





and as our lives decayed...





since nothing came...





we will always be...





♠ CURSED ENEMIES ♠

Yesterday's Update (Yesterday's Pure Awesomeness)

Yesterday was awesome, ain't it? Inception for 2h, BBQ for another 2h and then watch Bionicle: The Legend Reborn (Yes, the movie is retarded, but we were bored) and another 1h of... erm... erm... erm... nothing. And the blog is now renamed http://m10103.blogspot.com/ , previously 03rocks.blogspot.com , and previously before that, qwertycube.blogspot.com . And Valerie insist that I change it back, although it can be changed next year. By the way, whoever thinks they are in a dream, comment that you are in a dream. If you think you're in limbo, good luck (but please do also comment). If you think you're in limbo seng, you aren't. And that's the end of the post...

David
Я♠ĉĸ ♦Ŋ

Zack? Song?

Oh my f***ing god! Zack's composing a song! I'd better start composing one.

R0ck 0n

Gotta' Read Jaryl's and Lisa's and Z's Blog

Yes, I haven't been updating my blog, and yes, I haven't been reading other people's blog... so I'm gonna read other people's blog.

(This post is too retarded to deserve signing off)

I've Updated This

Ok, Sports Day on mon, I let Fleming go first (see, I'm at peace with Mr Selva). After that, 103 crash my house. On teacher's day, some bands pwn me... feel so pwned. That's all.

rOCK oN

Today's Update

Ok, for Worms2010, new damage records. Pwned my old record from 822 to 1389! Stay tuned tommorow for live updates... and for those on MSN, just accept a webcam. (Talkin' about tunin', I'd better tune my electric guitar...)

Rock∞On

Erm... Today's Update

Ok, today, I shattered my record for damage in Worms 2010 from 421 to 822! Anyway, today's drum lesson was AWEZ∞ME... more or less... with the exception of playing to Lady Gaga's poke-her-face (or was it Pokerface?)... and that No More Sorrow was too fast to play... or that No More Sorrow was 16 beat+... and that I can only try in a FEW months time... or that there's only 1h of drum lesson per every 168h... or that out of every 2.8 min in my life, only 1 second is spend on drum lesson and 1 on guitar lesson... or that I can only sound the Hunter's Horn once every 15min? (Now that part is irrelavent... or is it?) Anyway, drums and guitars (electric guitars) and rock music rocks. (That's also irrelavent... right?) Anyway, In case you didn't know, this blog has been revived. That is it... again.

Γ¤çĸ Ŏŋ∞

Del Has A Guitar?

OMFG! Del has an electric guitar!

Open Again

I'm open again. That's all.

Rock On

Now In 3D

3D glasses, anybody? Seriously, 3D. Go get em' yourself if you don't.


Г¤ck ΘΠ

My Unscrewed Tale Of The 16th Of July, 2010

Ok, today, there was chem, and chem homework. Of course I would finish my homework early. However, today, I realized Matthew took my worksheet before I could keep it, so I didn't do. Well, Mr Yeo didn't mark it, he just showed the answers. Later, I forgot to got for chem pot-thingy. So my mother ask me to send an email, and what do you know, I'm unscrewed. If you expected more, I'm very very sorry. Did I put the word 'epic' in the title? So no, it's not epic. Well, that's it and...

ЃØCK ΘΠ

Today's Epic Update + 100th Post!

Ok, I'll jump to 1.29 p.m. cause' before that everything was boring, except making Mitra say 'wa bo lam pa' (which means I got no balls). Mitra drew a picture of somebody. Ethan then added a spike between the legs. Some girls came and drew a bowtie and some buttons. Then I drew and electric guitar and Ethan added a pair of balls around the spike. Yong Jie also added an arrow and place Selva on it... which was when Mr Selva came in. Fortunately, we weren't scolded. After English, most people left. Some stayed for the Lit workshop. While waiting, Matthew and I and a couple of girls were in the class retarding... mentally. First the girls place a smile auto detection and I did some weird facial expersion that the motherf***ing camera captured. Then someone found Woo Jin's PE shirt and I called her... only to find out she was goin' to bring it home tomorrow. Hold your breath... *faints*. Finally, this is the 100th post! So I'll change the signature. As of this moment...

Hold Your Breath

Yesterday's Update

Ok, yesterday, Zack fell asleep. Anders asked me who he was sleeping with and I saw Val sleeping! WTF! Zack and Valerie slept together... at the same time. Ok, besides that, there was no CCA cause' of Talent Search. That's all.

QWERTY

My Update On MH

Come on, master seal. Oh wait. Ok, I'm grandmaster in MH and I'm getting my master of cheese somethings. Anyway, I saw a real life telecaster and the sound rocks for lead... but I still prefer strat. Well, that's it.

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Today's Update Part 2

Ok, so we went to the lift. Anders when uo the elevator first so Val and Woo Jin chase him. Seeing that they went up by elevator, I when up and overtook them. Ok, then Val told us to pay money. Then I saw a music shop with loads of guitars on display. I also notice two silver electric guitars (FML). When we were buying the popcorn, there was 10 min left, so most of us went to the theatre first. Jaryl and Matthew were left behind buying popcorn, so Lisa waited for them. I shalln't talk about the movie. Ok, after the movie, I still had popcorn, so I asked if anybody wants popcorn. Only Madhu accepted. So we went to MacDonald's. The Val somehow teleported to KFC. I didn't eat much, neither did most of the boys. Wei Heng bought cheese fries for the boys. The girls also eat cheese fries and waste a h*** lot of it. So I ate one. Anyway, after going to the MRT, Wei Heng took the circle line with Val and Madhu. Me, Del, Carilynne, MJ, Zack and Jaryl went back through the North South line. The end.

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Today's Update Part 1

Today, I took the LRT to the MRT. Then I saw Jaryl and Carilynne + DelDel. At least Carilynne won't suffer. Later, the got out of the train to meet Zack and MJ. Turns out they wanted to go the opposite direction cause' it also works. Zack must have been suffering because PY wasn't there. Anyway, Wei Heng also later joined us. MJ told me to call Val cause' she organise it and say that we might be a little late. I couldn't even get called. Then the got an sms saying to go to exit E. We when to exit D so we had to tap to go to E... or maybe not. But anyway, we when up and saw Lisa and Woo Jin and some girl from another class. Woo Jin was wearing a weird dress so Del couldn't recognise her. WTF! Ok, so there's Jaryl, Carilynne, Del, Zack, MJ, Wei Heng, Lisa, Woo Jin and the other girl. So somebody, including me, went down and saw Madhu and Val coming up from the MRT. So they say go to exit D (FML). But they came out of exit E and I had to call MJ, Zack and Jaryl down since they were dancing around some stupid pillar (maybe not dancing but you should know). Then there was a place where you could walk from exit D to E and vice versa (FML, again). At the other side was Anders and Matthew, who came from where we were suppose to go. To be continued...

Update Of The Week

Tuesday - I fell into a smelly drain and I was wounded. My phone was screwed.
Wednesday - For Da Vinci, Me, MJ, JB and Val make a structure based on pyramids. Turns out we focus too much on weight and too little on height and JB too much on his 'toy'. MJ later takes a hell lot of straw and I dump the structure.
Thursday - Me, Zack and MJ goes to MRT, later at Jurong East after boarding the MRT, Rittik ambushed us... I always knew he was a ninja.

Well, that's it.

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Nothing To Blog About Again

Well, I have nothing to blog about because I'm bored and there is nothing interesting to blog about. The reason why I'm blogging is to tell you that I am still blogging.

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Today's Update

Ok, today in the MRT, Del somehow dropped his stylus. So when he was outside of the MRT, he realised his stylus was on the floor, so he said, "My stylus!" At that moment MJ picked it up, held it in his hands. Then the door closed and the train started moving. Then, like Mr Bean in Mr Bean's Holiday, the train went of and we started chasing it... and failed. What the h***! Anyway, that's it...

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Word Of The Day

The word of the day is electric.

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Today's Update

Ok, I'll start with lunch. Since the queue was long, Rittik asked me to check the menu. Too bad I memorised it - steak, fish or beef spaghetti. So he said, "Ok, I can't eat beef so I'll eat steak." WTF! Steak is beef. Well anyway, when I was readin' the bio notes on the microscope, it said "Use the fine adjusting know to fine tune the microscope." Talking about tuning, I'm glad tuning a microscope ain't like tuning guitar. Just imagine adjusting and then check and adjusting and... well you know. A h*** of a time wasted. Anyway, talking about bio, the guy who made lense that magnified 270 times viewed blood cell, bacteria and sperm cell. Now how did he get the sperm? Talking about perv stuff, Tai Zhi found the word sex in the list of words for Da Vinci. What the h*** is it doin' there! Anyway, MJ and Del was talking about who liked who. First...

Del: So how's your time with Jacelyn.
MJ: As in like now or last ime.
Del: In general...

Then, somehow, Del said Wei Heng likes Lisa.

MJ: Wei Heng like's Lisa!
*Wei Heng hits MJ*
MJ: What crap!
Wei Heng: Good boy.
MJ: Del, how's your time with Carilynne?

Then Zack got pulled into the conversation, although nobody said anything about PY... directly. Then Zack said, "I like who?/!" I wonder if he was refering to Woo Jin. Well that's it.

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The Epic Events Of Today

Ok, this is the epic events of today. Anyway, today, there was a new PE teacher - Mr Foo. Because of the teacher changed, the PE reps (or was it raps) went with Mr Foo and the class was split into half. Half when to Mr Sim and the other half the other teacher (what was her name again?). Anyway, I was in the half where the girls when (d***!). Anyway, Anders, RS and Del was also there. Del was in charge of our group because he was second to none in PE (I was second to JB who was second to him). Anyway, besides being pwned by somebody, we ran for 7min. Somehow, that made Del puke... from his nose. I wonder if it were yogurt cause' it was whitish yellow (or the other way around) and sour (but we can't be sure about it, can we?). Matthew somehow only came during the middle of PE - epic... fail. For IH, the teacher also changed, for the worst - Mr Lim the DM (d***, again). The DM also said bullshit. During a break, Zenry (not from 103) started singin'. To bad Jaryl couldn't get him to sing in front of a camera (g**d***!). Anyway, during english, Mr Selva refered me as a bad guy mascot or something. It was kinna' good that he actually remembered me, cause he refered Val as Jasmine at first. Then the class started to trick him, and he though Ming Jie was Ming Yue. Pwned. Anyway again, on my way home I saw my mother in school, of course I told her via sms that I'm takin' the MRT, so she turned in the opposite dirrection (besides that, she wanted me to go home on my own and yet she waits for me in school). Then PY somehow left into a bus and started spamming me (What the h***!). Epic.

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P.S. The yellow part was the part I forgot to write down (d***).

Invisiglitched - Blooogleplex

Invisiglitched (Adjective):
Pronouced as: in-vee-see-glitch
A program that is invisiglitched is a program that has some parts that causes something in the program to turn invisible.
Example: I like this invisiglitched game.

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is invisiglitched - inspired by the glitch Woo Jin on her phone. Well, that's it.

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Rules About Goin' To My Blog

Ok, people. Firstly, I would a precitate if you were to write somethin' in my Cbox (and place your name there and not David unless you're really David but I don't know another David so placin' David means that it's either me or some b******. Confused?) Secondly, if you've been to my blog, I demand I also go to your blog to make it fair (unless you're blog is in another language other than English, David or Rock Music). Gettid? Erm, that's it.

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Learn How To Play The Guitar #3

Ok, it's time for your third chord and first song. Firstly, your third chord is... D!


Today, I'll be EVIL and not give you time to practice D chord (Yeah, I know you'll be sayin', "What the fuck!"). Anyway, I don't want you to strum today. Today, you'll pluck. First, you pluck the bass string (6th for G, 5th for C and 4th for D) then pluck the 1st, 2nd and 3rd at the same time twice. Now, the chords...

G D D G G C D G

At the end, you should strum once. If you manage to change chords fast enough, you should get something nice. If you haven't, keep trying. By the way, the song is Happy Birthday. That's it for now.

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Word Of The Day

The word of the day is stratocaster. I did not make that word, I swear!

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Children In School?

A bunch of children were sighted in school. Seriously! They were in the concourse doin' somethin' on structures tryin' to build structures out of straw. I suspect they were about pramary 1 or 2. If you don't believe me, ask Del or Carilynne or Woo Jin.



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What Happened Today (Or 1h Ago)

Today, my group for physics project were suppose to go to school at 10am. I though I was suppose to go at 11am so I delayed it by 1h. Anyway, the rest intented to go to my house for the presentation. But we didn't go to my house... at least not in that hour. We stay in school to test the car one last time before goin' to BPP to eat lunch. We ate at KFC since Carilynne couldn't chew so she could eat mash potatoes (but she could still talk so nobody had to order for her). Then we went to my house for the presentation. Of course there were other things that were done. Anyway, everything is mostly done except for *sensored*, which Woo Jin'll do. There'll still be one more meeting with I think is useless. Now, I'll tell you about the extra stuff. We chatted with Zack, which was stupid, and we also spray painted the bottle. Anyway, that's it.

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I Just Started Learning How To Play The Drum... Last Friday...

I started learnin' how to play the drum last Friday. It's an interestin'thing that I forgot to blog about this until now. Anyway, I learnt it with my friend Stanley (unless you are Stanley in which you would say, "but that's me!") from my guitar teacher who knows how to play the drum. As a matter of fact, the drum was his first musical instrument, followed by the bass guitar then the guitar. Well anyway, I can't upload recordin' of the groove (I only know 1)because I don't have a drum! But I do have a pair of drumsticks (just in case you thought it was chicken wings, I'll say the only chicken I like is chicken nugget). That's it.

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Word Of The Day

The word of the day is rock. Well, that's it.

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Paedofriend - Blooogleplex

Paedofriend (Noun):
Pronouced as: paedo-friend
A paedofriend is a friend about the same age as you who is a paedophile.
Example: Are you a paedofriend?

Word Of The Day

The word of the day today is paedofriend. Well, just combine paedo with friend and you get paedofriend.

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I Was Wrong... But Not Bored

Ok, I was wrong. The b****y impersinator still, well, impersinates. He's givin' me a h*** of problems. Well, maybe not a h*** of problem. Anyway, I am forced to privatize (is there even such a word?) this blog. But I am not bored.. was not bored. I only blog when I'm bored. I'm only about 30 post away from my 100 post record. Why can't I blog at the rate which I did on the first few days. Anyway, I have proof I ain't talkin' to myself now. Do I say'woohoo'? Or 'freako'? Or use entirely small letter? Well anyway, before I end, I shall ask you readers to write in the cbox so that I know you were here and not snoopin' around to some reason I shall not think off (or I can think off, as a matter of fact).

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It's Open Again

It's open again, but not for long. Turns out Ethan, whom I suspect is the impersonater has JUST gone on a holiday, but when he's back, I'll just reactivate the permission thingy. Well anyway, that's it.

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Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Well, if you didn't notice, I only allowed several people to view my blog. That's because some a**h*** when to impersonate me. No, I'm not talkin' to myself. I'm talkin' to some g**d*** impersonater (may god d*** him). So desperate times call for desperate measures and so I'm sealin' up this blog for a long long time. So long, you might forget the time when you didn't have to type your password to enter. It'll be like... like... next Monday for somethin'. Well, anyway, that gives me the rights to swear, but then again you might not like it so I auto-sensored it... except the parts that I really mean, as in I am sayin' what I'm thinkin'. Well, anyway, I know the impersonater is not seein' this but if he does, I shall say, "Go f*** yourself!" But seriously, I want him to f*** himself and stop bein' nosy, not that it'll help. See, I didn't sensor it cause' I really mean it, but then again there might be little children who might see this by accident when I remove the privacy thingy so I'll sensor. Well anyway, that's it.

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I Haven't Been Updatin' My Blog For 48h.

As the title says, I haven't been updating my blog for 2 day. Not 48 hours though, not exactly. Anyway, contrary to Jaryl, I didn't blog because I had somethin' to do and I wasn't bored, but now I don't have anything to do and I'm bored so I'm blogging. Maybe I do have something to do, but I don't have computer games to play. I NEED MY BLOODY GORY VIOLENT MMORPGS. I'll have to end this post so... that's it.

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The Word Of The Day

The word of the day is book. For once, it's not self-coined.

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Bored

Ok, I'm bored, but you knew that already. Anyway, besides being bored, I've a headache. I still haven't thought of the word of the day.

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I Just Broke The First String Of My Guitar

I just broke the first string of my acoustic guitar. That ain't mean my guitar is spoilt. It just means that I can't play on my guitar until someone fixes the first string. I've still got my bro's acoustic guitar and my electric. That's it for now.

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Learn How To Play The Guitar #2

Still don't know how to hold it? Just look below.

Well anyway, your fingers should be less numb by now. Time to learn your 1st chord - G. When you see a yellow circle, place your left hand index finger on the fret and string. Green is your middle finger, blue is your ring finger ang purple is your pinky (not that it is in the diagram). The bass string is the first string you hit when plucking/ strumming.

Well anyway, just slide your thumb from the 6th to 1st string. If you press hard enough, it will sound continuous. The 2nd chord you'll learn is C. Trust me, its harder plus you can't hit the 6th string.

If you don't know how to strum or pluck, refer to the diagram below. The first one shows how to pluck. The second - you should know.

Well, that's how you play your G and C, but you're not ready for New Divide. Anyway, you've got to move into the right fret and string within a split second, so start practisin'. Next time, I'll show you how to play a song.

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Word Of The Day

The word of the day is airpickphaleeer. That's it.

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Airpickphaleeer - Blooogleplex

Airpickphaleeer (Noun):
Pronouced as: epic-failure
An airpickphaleeer is a genius.
Example: Issac Newton was a airpickphaleeer.

Word Of The Day

The word of the day today is rocountrapophop. Well, it originates from the words rock, country, rap, pop and hip hop. Erm, that's it. I'll probably do part 2 of learn how to play a guitar. Oooh, I need to play my guitar.

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Rocountrapophop - Blooogleplex

Rocountrapophop (Noun):
Pronouced as: rock-countre-rap-pop-hop
Rocountrapophop is another word for music.
Example: Your rocountrapophop is disguisting.

My Previous Post

Do you have any idea how to pronouce the previous post, or as a matter of fact, this?

ευτυχισμένος βράχια φίλους δέντρο

So you do kow how to pronouce it. Well, anyway, I'll find time to add more posts on how to play a guitar. And you're probably not ready for New Divide.

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Mi Annoio, Di Nuovo

Ancora una volta, mi annoio, ecco perché ho deciso di tradurre questo pezzo intero di testo. Random parola - Pizza! Fammi vedere se questo numero. Basta commentare questo post in una traduzione in inglese con il tuo nome, a quanto pare. Random parola - perdere. Aspetta. Perché non è Mancato? Questo è il linguaggio stesso usato in Bang!! Bene, ora non mi annoio più. Tutto qui.

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About The Translations

If you were stupid enough to think that I can type in several languages, well, I'll tell you I just used Google Translate to translate it and so I haven't a single idea how to say any of them. But than again, you already knew that. As a matter of fact, only one person from M10103 know korean, and that's not me. It's Woo Jin. But you still knew that, didn't you.

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The Word Of The Day

Today's word of the day is pharsetarr. And I also realised that the only person other than me who signs off is jac, but I hate her because she hates me because of the paranoia, which makes her paranoid of me, but then again, her reason might change. But I still hate her alot, but not as much as I hate my mother. (Whoops)

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Pharsetarr - Blooogleplex

Pharsetarr (Noun):
Pronouced as: fast-tah-r
A pharsetarr is a sticky viscous liquid denser than water that contains liquidfied pasta.
Example: Pharsetarr has not been proven to exist.

Another Picture

I was bored for the second time today so I made this other picture. I know it's blurb but at least it's got the details.

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Word Of The Day

I don't have much time so I'll go straight to the point. The word of the day is billicon.

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Billicon - Blooogleplex

Billicon (Noun):
Pronouced as: Bee-Lee-Con
A billicon is somebody who is aware of his surroundings but appears to be oblivious it his surroundings.
Example: Actually, he's a billicon.

Learn How To Play The Guitar #1

This post was specially made for those who wanna learn how to play the guitar. If you're not satisfied with this, we'll, sorry, I'll return it within a week, except that since this is free, you won't get any money back. Hah. Well anyway, this is the list of what you need.

Things you need:
1. Any 6 String Guitar (Acoustic, Classical, Electric, Electric Acoustic, Electric Semi-Acoustic, Broken... etc. All Work)
2. An Electronic Guitar Tuner
3. A Working Computer
4. Electricity
5. This Post

Optional things you need:
1. A Pick (Too Pick Your Nose And The Guitar Strings)
2. Something To Cut Your Finger Nails (They Needa Be Short)
3. A Friend (To Annoy)
4. A Printer (To Print This Out)

Ok, first, this is how you hold your guitar. Its neck should be pointed towards your left.

After that, you must know how a guitar works. It consist of columns (fret) and grids (strings). The diagram should tell you where it is. Do note that I added a yellow on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd string to make them clearer.

Ok, now I want you, with your blunt nails, to press the 6th string and the 3rd fret with your left middle finger, real hard, and use your left thumb to wrap around the neck. You'll have to press it sooo hard that you can feel the neck. Feel the pain. Make sure your thumb does not touch the string. When you strum, you usually strum on the 6th string first. Anyway, use your right thumb and hit the 6th string at the hole in the frame of the guitar (that is if you are using a classical or acoustic guitar). Don't go any further. If you hear a short sounding sound, good. If you hear a long sounding sound that appears to 'oscillate back and forth' and last for at least 10 seconds, even better. When you remove your finger, you'll see a line where the skin goes inwards. If it doesn't happen, you aren't even pressing hard enough. Try to make it at the tip of your fingers. While you are recovering from the pain, tune the guitar. You tune from the 6th string to the 1st. The following are the sound that each string sould make, starting from the 6th to the 1st. EADGBE. You might want to memorise the 6th to 4th string. Do remember not to touch the string except for your right thumb while tunning your guitar. Besides trying to use your left middle finger, use other fingers on your left hand on other frets and strings, except your thumb. It's to help your left hand become numb. That's it for now. If my instructions are unclear, please comment.

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Pictures For My Blog

Everyone likes pictures, so I made a picture to make this blog looks nicer. I wanted to do this yesterday but I was playing computer games. So here goes the picture.

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The Word Of The Day

Yesterday, I didn't add the word of the day because I forgot. Why am I such a bluranoid. Anyway, the word of the day is... twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps. It originates from the speed of light, which is 299792458m/s. That's is folks, not that I have anything else to refer to you as right now.

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Twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps - Blooogleplex

Twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps (Adjective/ Adverb):
Pronouced as: two-nine-nine-seven-nine-two-four-five-eight-em-pee-ass
Twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps is used to describe things as extremely fast.
Example: The car is twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps fast.

I've Developed My Own System

I've developed my own system for the melody. The do ra me fa so... etc. thingy is something I don't know yet and I'm too lazy to memorize it, so I developed it. Example, 3-7 means you press the 3rd string and the 7th fret. Do is 3-7, Re is 3-9, Me is 2-7, Fa is 2-8, So is 2-0 (the zero here means 10), La is 1-7, Ti (not to be confused with titanium) is 1-9 and the other Do is 1-0 (you should know this isn't open string). So that's my system. This is the melody for As The Deer Panths For The Water, or at least the verse.

Verse 1
2-7 2-0 2-0 2-7 3-9 3-7/3-9 2-8 2-7 3-9 3-7 1-7/1-7 2-0 2-8/2-0
Verse 2
2-7 2-0 2-0 2-7 3-9 3-7/3-9 2-8 2-7 3-9 3-7 3-7/2-7 3-9/3-7 3-7
Chorus
1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-9 1-7 1-7 2-0/3-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 2-0 2-8 2-8 2-7 (2-8 2-7)

That's the verse. I even alternated the colour for you! Mind you, my guitar teacher only taught me verse 1. The updates are in blue and green and the slash is to hold for longer. The bracket is to show its optional.

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What Happened Today

Today, I went to the beatch (Yes, you saw it as beatch) and I made a mini island the survived the high tide (Pwnage). Anyway, I was in the sun for soooooooo long that my skin turned red and now I look like a fibonavvi. (The fibonavvi look like avatar but are red in colour and fibo created it and since I'm from fibo, I guess I can use it.) And I hadn't had time to figure out As The Deer Panths For The Water melody. And I haven't thought of the word of the day or do the new poll. Now I now you want to do the poll. Go on, nobody's gonna stop you. Erm... that's it guys/ girls/ gays and lesbians and homosexuals. I mean seriously, gays are lesbian and vice versa, which makes em' homos. If a gay is a gay, he still looks like a boy but is a girl, which makes him a lesbian who claims she's a boy but looks like a girl, which... well, you get the point. That's it, for the second time.

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My Bro Pwned As The Deer Panths For The Water

Me and my bro just learnt the melody of As The Deer Panths For The Water. Unfortunately, our teacher didn't teach us all and ask us to figure the rest out. And guess what, my bro, within 6h, he figure out the whole song. And we just learned how to play the melody! Pwned!

"Hey, I did it all by myself! David did not contribute in anything! The credit should go to me only!" says my bro. My reply - STFU.

Well, that's it for now.

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I Just Learnt How To Play The Melody

I just learn how to play the melody! What's that? Well, the sound you heard in a piano, yes, its that sound. That's it for now.

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Breadstab - Blooogleplex

Breadstab (Verb):
Pronouced as: br-ea-d-st-aa-b
To breadstab is to pretend to go into a trance with an electric guitar.
Past Tense: Breadstub
Past/ Present Continuous Tense: Breadstabbing
Example: I suspect the man is only breadstabbing and not in a real trance.

Word Of The Day

I did add the word of the day yesterday because I couldn't think of it. Well the word of the day is... well, I didn't think of the word of day... nope, haven't thought of anything yet... ok, I got it. Its...

Breadstab

Check the next post for the definition.

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1st Week!

Yeah! Is the first week of this blog! New record! *drifts away talking c****

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P.S. To those of you who hate me, if there's somethin' you want to tell me to change but you're just too paranoid to do so, just tell me and I'll make your life a little less s***ty, if I agree to change, which I wouldn't if you said, "Stop being a David," beacuse I'll tell you its your g**d*** paranoia, which it is. And since its to the people who hate me, this is not over using vugarities, although I'm probably tellin' the truth.

Bass Addiction

Today after I woke up, I played on my guitar. While playing my guitar, I got so bored that I started to play the bass, and guess what? I'm addicted. Well, I could post a vid but I haven't got one, yet. Bass bass bass. Can't get it outta my mind. Must stooooop myself!

Besides that, I'm bored and so I'll sign off.

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Electric Producers (Part 3 Of The Electric Saga)

In case you do not know what I mean by the electric saga, the words parts are electric vampires and OEV. Anyway, electric producers generates electricity in your country. It converts fuel or nuclear energy into heat with is used to boil water with causes a turbine to spin and generates electricity which is sucked up by electric vampires and transformers, which changes electricity by increasing or decreasing the voltage and transforms for a robot into a vehical and vice versa. Electric generators can also can harness the light, and those are known as light vampires, or are turbines that rip the force of wind to generate electricity. Curse you, you shameful electric vampires! The electric generator spend all there life, effort and money to generate electricity and you waste it. Shame on you!

Well, that's it.

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Organic Electric Vampires (Sequel To Electric Vampires)

Well, you've probably seen an organic electric vampire (OEV). An OEV sucks electricity from another electric vampire - the MP3 or iPod. An OEV, however, does not have electricity as its blood, it has normal blood with iron and oxygen and haemoglobin, except that haemoglobin consists of iron and oxygen. An OEV does not suck electricity to survive but rather for entertainment. An OEV is easily recognisable. If someone's ears have earplugs, he is an OEV. OEVs suck electricity through a cord called the earplug. The input side of the earplug, called the wire, is plugged into the MP3/ iPod and sucks electricity from it. At the output side, called the earplug, the electricity is converted into a mysterious force called music. Music consist of two parts, the more noticable melody and the base, which rocks. Sound familliar? If you're an OEV, you better be breaking the habit, tonight... *continues to sing Breaking The Habit*

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The Word Of The Day

The word of the day is bluranoid. I know you want the definition but you can just refer to the previous post (and I'm bored to death, well, maybe not death.)

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Bluranoid - Blooogleplex

Bluranoid (Noun):
Pronounced as bl-er-ah-noy-ed
A bluranoid is somebody who does not notice obvious thing or is oblivious to the surroundings.
Example: Stop being a bluranoid and open up your eyes.

Somewhere In Katong Part 2

Ok, where was I. (Now that makes me a bluranoid.) I went into the Peranakan place where they were practicing the kung fu art of makin' zhan. Over there, they introducted us to Peranakan wear. One noteworthy event happened like this... (I'll put it in the form of a script.)

Teacher: The Peranakan ladies would stay at home and make this.
*Teacher holds up beaded shoe cover*
Teacher: There are also some for men.
*Teacher holds up a men's version*
Rittik: Looks nice.
Teacher: During a wedding, the women must make two pairs - one for the husband and one for themself.

Conclusion: Rittik likes Peranakan girls.

Later, he bought some fancy design which said it symbolised love and togetherness. Anyway, we went to some nearby street after sampling zhans (dumplings) and kuey (somethin' like agar but not like agar), which I have appearently forgotten its name because it was too long and I was a bluranoid then, and it had Katong laksa. Too bad I was full after sampling the zhan and kuey. (The zhans were really nice but the kuey sucks.) Then some people went to 7 eleven and mixed a drink (and I forgot the fomular, wait, it was coke+sprite+groovy grape+100 plus+a little bit of root beer) and I rocked like mad.

And after that, we went to a Hindu temple where you had to take off your shoes and step on the floor that was burning, of course it wasn't soooo bad, at least for me. And we felt and went back to school... ect.

The End

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Somewhere In Katong Prequel

I just remember what a bunch of people, includin' DelDel said on the way to Katong. This is just the summary - Gravity bends light. 1G is enough to bend light, but only a little bit. But just imagine light bendin'. Pervs would bend light so as to do sick stuff. Plus it won't ever be dark, even at night time. You can just steal light for somewhere like America.

That's all I have to say. Look at for the sequal, coming soon.

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Somewhere In Katong

This post was inspired by Jaryl's post on 25th of May, which is equal to today.

Today, we went to Katong park. The weird thing was that it was a fort nicknamed the Wash-Out fort, cause' whenever the stupid (not that they even have a brain) cannons fired, the loose sand would shake the ground and they'ld have to recalibrate it. I hope I had a picture to show how the fort worked (but I haven't a single idea how I works), but I don't have a picture because I don't because I didn't take a picture of the picture. Then there was this tree that looked like it was painted. It's name was... rainbow eucalyptus. There are only two in the whole state of Singapore. Anyway, the makers of the fort knew it was noob (that's a slang) and buried it in soil. Mmmmmaaaaaannnnnnyyyyyyy yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrssssss lllllllaaaaaatttttteeeeerrrrrr, some guy dug it up. Then he caused a bunch volunteers to dig it until it was fully dug up. Due to economical reasons, they had to bury it in sand again until it becomes what you see above (the one at the top). Hah, caught you LOLin' there. Well, after that, we went to somewhere where it was owned (not pwned) by Peranakans and I forgot to take pictures. You'll have to see the other picture of the rainbow eucalypltus tree before I can continue.

Now that you have seen the second picture, I shall continue. We were at this place. Unfortunately, I forgot what I was called. To be continued... (I'll probably won't continue today and I don't have intuition, but you'll never know!)

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Electric Vampires

You would probably have seen an electric vampire. In fact, if you didn't have an electric vampire, you would not be seein' this. The thing you are seeing right now is an electric vampire. Electric vampires drink blood, except that their blood is electricity and so they drink electricity. Electric vampires must first connect themselves to a cord (not chord) called a wire. The cord is then plugged into the host - the power plug. The electric vampire then sucks on the cord (I know you wish it'd been balls, perv) and drains electricity from the power plug and uses it to live. I am not against electric vampires (you can see that because this was written on an electric vampire). What's my point? Well, I don't know and so I shall end this.

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On The 4th Day Of My Blog

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Well, maybe it ain't gothic. Maybe I should get a pic for this. Hmmm. I was also wondering if roses could kill you. I know roses have thorns. Just imagine some oen gives you a rose. Somehow, the rose ends up at your neck and the thorns slice the skin. It'll probably hit the jagular vein and knock you out or you'll bleed to death or maybe not. So the person does not die, unfortunately.

Oh wait, I've got a field trip tommorow. There'll be food samplin' tommorow.

Well. That's all I have to say now.

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I'm Bored

I'm bored because I'm bored because I'm bored. Maybe I do have something to do - check my friends blog. Now I ain't being a stalker, just gettin' myself to do something. Maybe I should compose a song, or add a pic of me... guitar. Now I know who's a perv. If there is the word pwn, I can also make my own word. Since shakespear (Mind my spellin') coined his own words, so can I. A word like... pharch, nah. Too long. Well, that's it.

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Trewq - Blooogleplex

Trewq (Noun):
Pronounced as tr-ee-u-k
Trewq is a strong as mysterious for that causes people to have their ETHANOIA and is illogical but makes sense.
Example: Trewq does not exist.

ETHANOIA - Blooogleplex

ETHANOIA (Noun):
Pronounced as ee-tha-n-noy-ya
An ETHANOIA is something in everybody said to bring them the fear of being spammed.
Example: Your ETHANOIA probably worst.

Word Of The Day

This is the word of the day, I was to lasy to follow the pevious format.

ETHANOIA (Noun):
Pronounced as ee-tha-n-noy-ya
An ETHANOIA is something in everybody said to bring them the fear of being spammed.
Example: Your ETHANOIA is probably worst.

That's it. By the way, it's Monday.

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Continuing To Update This Blog

This is my promiss. As long as there are people goin' to this blog and I can use the computer, I will update this blog, even if nobody cares. (Besides, I built this blog expecting nobody to care.)

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I Am Back

I'm back because I am back because I am back because I am back, which gives a something to write about. And I can't this of the word of the day and so there shall be not word of the day.

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Bye Bye People

I'll be out for until noon (Hopefully it isn't high). Why? I can't tell you cause' I ain't want stalkers. Why am I doing this? I don't know. People just write happens during the day even if it means qwerting (Refer to Blooogleplex). Well, bye bye babylon... I mean people.

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About Bloooglplex And Other Stuff

I know I haven't been bloggin' recently. That was because I was compilling the words for Blooogleplex. Don't worry, you'll get used to it and I'll still make the word of the day. (I haven't thought about that yet.) I'm considering the usage of emoticons, like :P>:b>:P>:b... etc. (It's suppose to be me stickin' my tongue out at you.) Erm, that's it, not. If you have a suggestion for the word fo the day, please comment. Don't trust the date on blogger, it is inaccurate and its the 23rd of May. That's it.

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Blooogleplex - Blooogleplex

Blooogleplex (Noun):
Pronounced as bl-oo-gal-pl-ax
Blooogleplex is a dictionary with self-coined words found on The Blog Of David, The Amateur Rocker
Example: Blooogleplex has over 10 entries!

Poiuytrewq - Blooogleplex

Poiuytrewq (Verb/Interjection):
Pronounced as poy-yew-tree-oo-k
Verb: Poiuytrewq is the the act of trewqing, which is to write illogical but sensical things.
Example: I do not see the link between poiuytrewq and photosynthesis.
Interjection: Poiuytrewq is a word that supposedly reheals someone's energy when said.
Example: "Poiuytrewq," he said as his woulds started to rapidly heal.

Crapishuck - Blooogleplex

Crapishuck (Verb/Interjection):
Pronounced as crah-pees-sh-arc
Verb: Crapishuck originates from the words c**p, p**s, s**t and f**k and can be used to replace any of the following.
Past Tense: Crapishucked/Crapishack
Past/Present Continuous Tense: Crapishucking
Example: The man was crapishucking for almost an hour.
Interjection: Crapsihuck is an interjection that is used to replace the words it originates from - c**p, p**s, s**t and f**k.
Example: "Crapishuck!" I screamed in anger.

Zxcvbnm - Blooogleplex

Zxcvbnm (Verb/Interjection):
Pronounced as zs-cevm-be-inm
Verb: Zxcvbnm is the act of writing logical nonsence
Example: If there were one action that did not make sense, it would be zxcvbnm and respiration. Interjection: Zxcvbnm is a magical word that supposedly allows people to perform magic when said.
Example: When I screamed, 'Zxcvbnm!' everything in the room started levitating.

Qwertyuiop - Blooogleplex

Qwertyuiop (Adjective):
Pronounced as quer-tee-yoo-ee-owp
Qwertyuiop is used to discribe anything that is logical but nonsencical
Example: The qwertyuiop text was too boring for me to read.

Qwerty-ious - Blooogleplex

Qwerty-ious (Adjective):
Pronounced as quer-tee-e-ow-s
Qwerty-ious is short for qwertyuiop, which is used to discribe anything that is logical but nonsencical
Example: The qwerty-ious text was too long for me to read.

Qwerty - Blooogleplex

Qwerty (Verb):
Pronounced as quer-tee
Qwerty is the act of qwerting or writing logical nonsence
Example: Like photosynthesis, qwerty is process done by organisms, mainly humans.

Qwert - Blooogleplex

Qwert (Verb):
Pronounced as quer-t
To qwert means to write nonsence that is logical
Past Tense: Qwerted
Past/Present Continuous Tense: Qwerting
Example: Stop qwerting.

Introducting The New Blooogleplex

From now onwards, I shall add self-coined words on my blog. There will not be signing off and will be based on the self-coin word of the day. What is it called? Blooogleplex! Well, before I sign off I shall say, "Refer to the next post for the format."

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I Was Wondering

I was wondering if there were such a thing as ass cancer. If there's brain cancer, there should also be ass cancer. To avoid confusion, I am refering ass to the butt and not the donkey. Just imagine you butt trying to kill you. Talking about asses, I also wonder if a single fart could kill a person. Theoretically it can. The methane for the ass is injected into the air, where a person breathes it in. Since humans 'work' on oxygen and not on methan, the methan from the fart deprives the person from oxygen and he will soon die. Scary, and sadistic. Erm, that is it (not to be confused with Micheal Jackson's This Is It.)

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I Noticed

I noticed that blogspot's time was 3 hours ahead of actual time. (You can choose to believe me or not)

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Self-Coined Word Of The Day - Qwerty

The self coined word of the day:

Qwerty (Verb):
Pronounced as quer-tee.
Qwerty is the act of qwerting which is to write logical nonsence. Qwerty-ious is short for qwertyuiop, which is an adjective to describe something that is nonsensical and yet is logical. Qwerty comes from the word qwert with comes from the word qwertyuiop with originates from the maker of the keyboard.
Synonyms: Zxcvbnm
Anonyms: Poiuytrewq, Trewq

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Explanation To Previous Blog

The previous blog said I had nothing to write about (but it did not say except this). But itself bein' a post meant that I had something to blog about, which makes that statement invalid and so I would have nothing to blog about, making that statement true... and so on so forth. Confused?

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Nothin' To Blooog About (Which Makes This A Paradox)

I have nothin' to blooog about.

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What Next

First the class (go away people who don't understand what this is sayin') used MSN, now Blog. Next might be Twitter, who knows. Maybe I'm psychic. Oh well, I need to get a pic for this blooog. Blooogle, haha, blooogle. Gettid? Maybe you don't get it. Nevermind, its irralevent. (Fine. I admit I was LOLing at blooogle.)

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Message To All Followers And LOL-ers

First, the message to followers.

Dear followers,
Since you're following me, I would like to say thank you. But why would you follow me if I write c***, unless you are a stalker. If you stalk me means you like me and that means you're SICK IN THE MIND. Get away from me, you pervert. Of course that's just hypothetical. But still, you would probably not understand a single thing I write without background information, which I can't tell because I don't want perverts stalking me.

Now the message to LOL-ers.

Dear LOL-er,
I know you like to LOL (which is to say LOL at everythin' because you thing it's funny). As far as I know, you could be LOL-ing right now. Hah, caught you. Fine. I know I am overusin' the word f***, so I shall stop so that it shall not be overused, but you must also promise me you shall not use LOL until the right time comes, like how I shall not use f*** (Whoops) until the right time comes.

Well, that's about all I have to say for now.

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Tomato Sauce As Fake Blood - The Problems With That

I thought actors use tomato sause as fake blood, so just imagine what the actor would be thinkin' if he had to spilt blood in his next scene - "Effing salty man!". Plus the temptation to swallow the ketchup. Oooh, the pain. I pity you actors who act in action movies. Once again I say, that's it, for the seventh time today.

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5 Post In 1 Day

New Record! I've got 5 post in 1 day, excludin' this one. I did not start yesterday. The post posted 'yesterday' where not posted yesterday, it was just some glitch.

Anyway, Lisa asked how to link one blog to another and this is my solution.

The following blogs are blogs from my friends. You might this we can become a prey for a paedophile but as far as you know, we cause be a band of paedophiles, but you'll never know. Anyway:
http://bored--slacker--xd-lol.blogspot.com/ (Jaryl)
http://music---pwned.blogspot.com/ (Zack)
http://skullz-zone.blogspot.com/ (Lisa)

You can choose to believe me, but I wouldn't advise you (because I write stuff that don't make sence/ cents). Erm, that's it.

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Signin' Off

I've been to a number of other blogs recently - Bored--slacker XD, Impossible = I.M. Possible and Perfect in Inperfection - and I noticed that none of them actually signed off. In fact, Impossible = I.M. Possible didn't even have a single post. (Yeah, I know I post s***.) This is how I sign off - QWERTY. No, I isn't the end of this post. Well, fine it is because I have nothin' else to write except to sign off.

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