Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is electric.

QWERTY

Today's Update

Ok, I'll start with lunch. Since the queue was long, Rittik asked me to check the menu. Too bad I memorised it - steak, fish or beef spaghetti. So he said, "Ok, I can't eat beef so I'll eat steak." WTF! Steak is beef. Well anyway, when I was readin' the bio notes on the microscope, it said "Use the fine adjusting know to fine tune the microscope." Talking about tuning, I'm glad tuning a microscope ain't like tuning guitar. Just imagine adjusting and then check and adjusting and... well you know. A h*** of a time wasted. Anyway, talking about bio, the guy who made lense that magnified 270 times viewed blood cell, bacteria and sperm cell. Now how did he get the sperm? Talking about perv stuff, Tai Zhi found the word sex in the list of words for Da Vinci. What the h*** is it doin' there! Anyway, MJ and Del was talking about who liked who. First...

Del: So how's your time with Jacelyn.
MJ: As in like now or last ime.
Del: In general...

Then, somehow, Del said Wei Heng likes Lisa.

MJ: Wei Heng like's Lisa!
*Wei Heng hits MJ*
MJ: What crap!
Wei Heng: Good boy.
MJ: Del, how's your time with Carilynne?

Then Zack got pulled into the conversation, although nobody said anything about PY... directly. Then Zack said, "I like who?/!" I wonder if he was refering to Woo Jin. Well that's it.

QWERTY

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The Epic Events Of Today

Ok, this is the epic events of today. Anyway, today, there was a new PE teacher - Mr Foo. Because of the teacher changed, the PE reps (or was it raps) went with Mr Foo and the class was split into half. Half when to Mr Sim and the other half the other teacher (what was her name again?). Anyway, I was in the half where the girls when (d***!). Anyway, Anders, RS and Del was also there. Del was in charge of our group because he was second to none in PE (I was second to JB who was second to him). Anyway, besides being pwned by somebody, we ran for 7min. Somehow, that made Del puke... from his nose. I wonder if it were yogurt cause' it was whitish yellow (or the other way around) and sour (but we can't be sure about it, can we?). Matthew somehow only came during the middle of PE - epic... fail. For IH, the teacher also changed, for the worst - Mr Lim the DM (d***, again). The DM also said bullshit. During a break, Zenry (not from 103) started singin'. To bad Jaryl couldn't get him to sing in front of a camera (g**d***!). Anyway, during english, Mr Selva refered me as a bad guy mascot or something. It was kinna' good that he actually remembered me, cause he refered Val as Jasmine at first. Then the class started to trick him, and he though Ming Jie was Ming Yue. Pwned. Anyway again, on my way home I saw my mother in school, of course I told her via sms that I'm takin' the MRT, so she turned in the opposite dirrection (besides that, she wanted me to go home on my own and yet she waits for me in school). Then PY somehow left into a bus and started spamming me (What the h***!). Epic.

QWERTY

P.S. The yellow part was the part I forgot to write down (d***).

Invisiglitched - Blooogleplex

Invisiglitched (Adjective):
Pronouced as: in-vee-see-glitch
A program that is invisiglitched is a program that has some parts that causes something in the program to turn invisible.
Example: I like this invisiglitched game.

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is invisiglitched - inspired by the glitch Woo Jin on her phone. Well, that's it.

QWERTY

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Rules About Goin' To My Blog

Ok, people. Firstly, I would a precitate if you were to write somethin' in my Cbox (and place your name there and not David unless you're really David but I don't know another David so placin' David means that it's either me or some b******. Confused?) Secondly, if you've been to my blog, I demand I also go to your blog to make it fair (unless you're blog is in another language other than English, David or Rock Music). Gettid? Erm, that's it.

QWERTY
QWERTY

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Learn How To Play The Guitar #3

Ok, it's time for your third chord and first song. Firstly, your third chord is... D!


Today, I'll be EVIL and not give you time to practice D chord (Yeah, I know you'll be sayin', "What the fuck!"). Anyway, I don't want you to strum today. Today, you'll pluck. First, you pluck the bass string (6th for G, 5th for C and 4th for D) then pluck the 1st, 2nd and 3rd at the same time twice. Now, the chords...

G D D G G C D G

At the end, you should strum once. If you manage to change chords fast enough, you should get something nice. If you haven't, keep trying. By the way, the song is Happy Birthday. That's it for now.

QWERTY

Monday, June 21, 2010

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is stratocaster. I did not make that word, I swear!

QWERTY

Children In School?

A bunch of children were sighted in school. Seriously! They were in the concourse doin' somethin' on structures tryin' to build structures out of straw. I suspect they were about pramary 1 or 2. If you don't believe me, ask Del or Carilynne or Woo Jin.



QWERTY

What Happened Today (Or 1h Ago)

Today, my group for physics project were suppose to go to school at 10am. I though I was suppose to go at 11am so I delayed it by 1h. Anyway, the rest intented to go to my house for the presentation. But we didn't go to my house... at least not in that hour. We stay in school to test the car one last time before goin' to BPP to eat lunch. We ate at KFC since Carilynne couldn't chew so she could eat mash potatoes (but she could still talk so nobody had to order for her). Then we went to my house for the presentation. Of course there were other things that were done. Anyway, everything is mostly done except for *sensored*, which Woo Jin'll do. There'll still be one more meeting with I think is useless. Now, I'll tell you about the extra stuff. We chatted with Zack, which was stupid, and we also spray painted the bottle. Anyway, that's it.

QWERTY

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I Just Started Learning How To Play The Drum... Last Friday...

I started learnin' how to play the drum last Friday. It's an interestin'thing that I forgot to blog about this until now. Anyway, I learnt it with my friend Stanley (unless you are Stanley in which you would say, "but that's me!") from my guitar teacher who knows how to play the drum. As a matter of fact, the drum was his first musical instrument, followed by the bass guitar then the guitar. Well anyway, I can't upload recordin' of the groove (I only know 1)because I don't have a drum! But I do have a pair of drumsticks (just in case you thought it was chicken wings, I'll say the only chicken I like is chicken nugget). That's it.

QWERTY

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is rock. Well, that's it.

QWERTY

Monday, June 14, 2010

Paedofriend - Blooogleplex

Paedofriend (Noun):
Pronouced as: paedo-friend
A paedofriend is a friend about the same age as you who is a paedophile.
Example: Are you a paedofriend?

Word Of The Day

The word of the day today is paedofriend. Well, just combine paedo with friend and you get paedofriend.

QWERTY

I Was Wrong... But Not Bored

Ok, I was wrong. The b****y impersinator still, well, impersinates. He's givin' me a h*** of problems. Well, maybe not a h*** of problem. Anyway, I am forced to privatize (is there even such a word?) this blog. But I am not bored.. was not bored. I only blog when I'm bored. I'm only about 30 post away from my 100 post record. Why can't I blog at the rate which I did on the first few days. Anyway, I have proof I ain't talkin' to myself now. Do I say'woohoo'? Or 'freako'? Or use entirely small letter? Well anyway, before I end, I shall ask you readers to write in the cbox so that I know you were here and not snoopin' around to some reason I shall not think off (or I can think off, as a matter of fact).

QWERTY

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

It's Open Again

It's open again, but not for long. Turns out Ethan, whom I suspect is the impersonater has JUST gone on a holiday, but when he's back, I'll just reactivate the permission thingy. Well anyway, that's it.

QWERTY

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Well, if you didn't notice, I only allowed several people to view my blog. That's because some a**h*** when to impersonate me. No, I'm not talkin' to myself. I'm talkin' to some g**d*** impersonater (may god d*** him). So desperate times call for desperate measures and so I'm sealin' up this blog for a long long time. So long, you might forget the time when you didn't have to type your password to enter. It'll be like... like... next Monday for somethin'. Well, anyway, that gives me the rights to swear, but then again you might not like it so I auto-sensored it... except the parts that I really mean, as in I am sayin' what I'm thinkin'. Well, anyway, I know the impersonater is not seein' this but if he does, I shall say, "Go f*** yourself!" But seriously, I want him to f*** himself and stop bein' nosy, not that it'll help. See, I didn't sensor it cause' I really mean it, but then again there might be little children who might see this by accident when I remove the privacy thingy so I'll sensor. Well anyway, that's it.

QWERTY

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

I Haven't Been Updatin' My Blog For 48h.

As the title says, I haven't been updating my blog for 2 day. Not 48 hours though, not exactly. Anyway, contrary to Jaryl, I didn't blog because I had somethin' to do and I wasn't bored, but now I don't have anything to do and I'm bored so I'm blogging. Maybe I do have something to do, but I don't have computer games to play. I NEED MY BLOODY GORY VIOLENT MMORPGS. I'll have to end this post so... that's it.

QWERTY

Friday, June 4, 2010

The Word Of The Day

The word of the day is book. For once, it's not self-coined.

QWERTY

Bored

Ok, I'm bored, but you knew that already. Anyway, besides being bored, I've a headache. I still haven't thought of the word of the day.

QWERTY

Thursday, June 3, 2010

I Just Broke The First String Of My Guitar


I just broke the first string of my acoustic guitar. That ain't mean my guitar is spoilt. It just means that I can't play on my guitar until someone fixes the first string. I've still got my bro's acoustic guitar and my electric. That's it for now.

QWERTY

Learn How To Play The Guitar #2

Still don't know how to hold it? Just look below.

Well anyway, your fingers should be less numb by now. Time to learn your 1st chord - G. When you see a yellow circle, place your left hand index finger on the fret and string. Green is your middle finger, blue is your ring finger ang purple is your pinky (not that it is in the diagram). The bass string is the first string you hit when plucking/ strumming.
Well anyway, just slide your thumb from the 6th to 1st string. If you press hard enough, it will sound continuous. The 2nd chord you'll learn is C. Trust me, its harder plus you can't hit the 6th string.


If you don't know how to strum or pluck, refer to the diagram below. The first one shows how to pluck. The second - you should know.

Well, that's how you play your G and C, but you're not ready for New Divide. Anyway, you've got to move into the right fret and string within a split second, so start practisin'. Next time, I'll show you how to play a song.

QWERTY

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is airpickphaleeer. That's it.

QWERTY

Airpickphaleeer - Blooogleplex

Airpickphaleeer (Noun):
Pronouced as: epic-failure
An airpickphaleeer is a genius.
Example: Issac Newton was a airpickphaleeer.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Word Of The Day

The word of the day today is rocountrapophop. Well, it originates from the words rock, country, rap, pop and hip hop. Erm, that's it. I'll probably do part 2 of learn how to play a guitar. Oooh, I need to play my guitar.

QWERTY

Rocountrapophop - Blooogleplex

Rocountrapophop (Noun):
Pronouced as: rock-countre-rap-pop-hop
Rocountrapophop is another word for music.
Example: Your rocountrapophop is disguisting.