How To Kill A Valerie

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This freak of mugging is not, despite showing signs of, an emo retard. Instead, it is a f**king android (f**k, yes, she did kiss somebody who's name starts with M)!!! With all my experience of androids [by watching The Alien Quad-something-something (my spelling sucks)], I will teach you how to kill a Valerie.

Valerie is an android because:
1. She mug 24h, slack ZERO!!!
2.Stammers (cause' she needs time to process in her CPU)
3.Plays whatever Melvin does (MH and Bridge) (Fine, that's not a reason why she's an android)
4.Is a prefectionist
5.Will not harm a human, or animal (according to Aliens, androids, unless glitched, cannot harm a human being)
6. She NEVER bleed before (cause' her blood might be white)
7. Thinks Madhu is her mother (I think we go a short circuit)

To kill a Valerie, you need:
1. Something that make her go mad (cause' she'll self destruct after that)
2.An Anders/ Keith
3.Nah-nah-nah
4.This
5.A Wedding
6.The Devil aka Anders (You always need him to murder somebody)

Step 1:
Get your pet Anders or Keith to destroy the Valerie

Step 2:
Do the nah-nah-nah thingy

Step 3:
Get the Valerie to marry

Step 4:
Valerie will go insane

Step 5:
The Valerie dies

Warning:
If this doesn't work,
YOU'RE SCREWED!!!
NOBODY CAN HELP YOU


GG