Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Organic Electric Vampires (Sequel To Electric Vampires)


Well, you've probably seen an organic electric vampire (OEV). An OEV sucks electricity from another electric vampire - the MP3 or iPod. An OEV, however, does not have electricity as its blood, it has normal blood with iron and oxygen and haemoglobin, except that haemoglobin consists of iron and oxygen. An OEV does not suck electricity to survive but rather for entertainment. An OEV is easily recognisable. If someone's ears have earplugs, he is an OEV. OEVs suck electricity through a cord called the earplug. The input side of the earplug, called the wire, is plugged into the MP3/ iPod and sucks electricity from it. At the output side, called the earplug, the electricity is converted into a mysterious force called music. Music consist of two parts, the more noticable melody and the base, which rocks. Sound familliar? If you're an OEV, you better be breaking the habit, tonight... *continues to sing Breaking The Habit*

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