Today's Update

Ok, for Worms2010, new damage records. Pwned my old record from 822 to 1389! Stay tuned tommorow for live updates... and for those on MSN, just accept a webcam. (Talkin' about tunin', I'd better tune my electric guitar...)

Rock∞On

Erm... Today's Update

Ok, today, I shattered my record for damage in Worms 2010 from 421 to 822! Anyway, today's drum lesson was AWEZ∞ME... more or less... with the exception of playing to Lady Gaga's poke-her-face (or was it Pokerface?)... and that No More Sorrow was too fast to play... or that No More Sorrow was 16 beat+... and that I can only try in a FEW months time... or that there's only 1h of drum lesson per every 168h... or that out of every 2.8 min in my life, only 1 second is spend on drum lesson and 1 on guitar lesson... or that I can only sound the Hunter's Horn once every 15min? (Now that part is irrelavent... or is it?) Anyway, drums and guitars (electric guitars) and rock music rocks. (That's also irrelavent... right?) Anyway, In case you didn't know, this blog has been revived. That is it... again.

Γ¤çĸ Ŏŋ∞

Del Has A Guitar?

OMFG! Del has an electric guitar!

Open Again

I'm open again. That's all.

Rock On

Now In 3D

3D glasses, anybody? Seriously, 3D. Go get em' yourself if you don't.


Г¤ck ΘΠ

My Unscrewed Tale Of The 16th Of July, 2010

Ok, today, there was chem, and chem homework. Of course I would finish my homework early. However, today, I realized Matthew took my worksheet before I could keep it, so I didn't do. Well, Mr Yeo didn't mark it, he just showed the answers. Later, I forgot to got for chem pot-thingy. So my mother ask me to send an email, and what do you know, I'm unscrewed. If you expected more, I'm very very sorry. Did I put the word 'epic' in the title? So no, it's not epic. Well, that's it and...

ЃØCK ΘΠ

Today's Epic Update + 100th Post!

Ok, I'll jump to 1.29 p.m. cause' before that everything was boring, except making Mitra say 'wa bo lam pa' (which means I got no balls). Mitra drew a picture of somebody. Ethan then added a spike between the legs. Some girls came and drew a bowtie and some buttons. Then I drew and electric guitar and Ethan added a pair of balls around the spike. Yong Jie also added an arrow and place Selva on it... which was when Mr Selva came in. Fortunately, we weren't scolded. After English, most people left. Some stayed for the Lit workshop. While waiting, Matthew and I and a couple of girls were in the class retarding... mentally. First the girls place a smile auto detection and I did some weird facial expersion that the motherf***ing camera captured. Then someone found Woo Jin's PE shirt and I called her... only to find out she was goin' to bring it home tomorrow. Hold your breath... *faints*. Finally, this is the 100th post! So I'll change the signature. As of this moment...

Hold Your Breath

Yesterday's Update

Ok, yesterday, Zack fell asleep. Anders asked me who he was sleeping with and I saw Val sleeping! WTF! Zack and Valerie slept together... at the same time. Ok, besides that, there was no CCA cause' of Talent Search. That's all.

QWERTY

My Update On MH

Come on, master seal. Oh wait. Ok, I'm grandmaster in MH and I'm getting my master of cheese somethings. Anyway, I saw a real life telecaster and the sound rocks for lead... but I still prefer strat. Well, that's it.

QWERTY

Today's Update Part 2

Ok, so we went to the lift. Anders when uo the elevator first so Val and Woo Jin chase him. Seeing that they went up by elevator, I when up and overtook them. Ok, then Val told us to pay money. Then I saw a music shop with loads of guitars on display. I also notice two silver electric guitars (FML). When we were buying the popcorn, there was 10 min left, so most of us went to the theatre first. Jaryl and Matthew were left behind buying popcorn, so Lisa waited for them. I shalln't talk about the movie. Ok, after the movie, I still had popcorn, so I asked if anybody wants popcorn. Only Madhu accepted. So we went to MacDonald's. The Val somehow teleported to KFC. I didn't eat much, neither did most of the boys. Wei Heng bought cheese fries for the boys. The girls also eat cheese fries and waste a h*** lot of it. So I ate one. Anyway, after going to the MRT, Wei Heng took the circle line with Val and Madhu. Me, Del, Carilynne, MJ, Zack and Jaryl went back through the North South line. The end.

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Today's Update Part 1

Today, I took the LRT to the MRT. Then I saw Jaryl and Carilynne + DelDel. At least Carilynne won't suffer. Later, the got out of the train to meet Zack and MJ. Turns out they wanted to go the opposite direction cause' it also works. Zack must have been suffering because PY wasn't there. Anyway, Wei Heng also later joined us. MJ told me to call Val cause' she organise it and say that we might be a little late. I couldn't even get called. Then the got an sms saying to go to exit E. We when to exit D so we had to tap to go to E... or maybe not. But anyway, we when up and saw Lisa and Woo Jin and some girl from another class. Woo Jin was wearing a weird dress so Del couldn't recognise her. WTF! Ok, so there's Jaryl, Carilynne, Del, Zack, MJ, Wei Heng, Lisa, Woo Jin and the other girl. So somebody, including me, went down and saw Madhu and Val coming up from the MRT. So they say go to exit D (FML). But they came out of exit E and I had to call MJ, Zack and Jaryl down since they were dancing around some stupid pillar (maybe not dancing but you should know). Then there was a place where you could walk from exit D to E and vice versa (FML, again). At the other side was Anders and Matthew, who came from where we were suppose to go. To be continued...

Update Of The Week

Tuesday - I fell into a smelly drain and I was wounded. My phone was screwed.
Wednesday - For Da Vinci, Me, MJ, JB and Val make a structure based on pyramids. Turns out we focus too much on weight and too little on height and JB too much on his 'toy'. MJ later takes a hell lot of straw and I dump the structure.
Thursday - Me, Zack and MJ goes to MRT, later at Jurong East after boarding the MRT, Rittik ambushed us... I always knew he was a ninja.

Well, that's it.

QWERTY

Nothing To Blog About Again

Well, I have nothing to blog about because I'm bored and there is nothing interesting to blog about. The reason why I'm blogging is to tell you that I am still blogging.

QWERTY

Today's Update

Ok, today in the MRT, Del somehow dropped his stylus. So when he was outside of the MRT, he realised his stylus was on the floor, so he said, "My stylus!" At that moment MJ picked it up, held it in his hands. Then the door closed and the train started moving. Then, like Mr Bean in Mr Bean's Holiday, the train went of and we started chasing it... and failed. What the h***! Anyway, that's it...

QWERTY

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is electric.

QWERTY

Today's Update

Ok, I'll start with lunch. Since the queue was long, Rittik asked me to check the menu. Too bad I memorised it - steak, fish or beef spaghetti. So he said, "Ok, I can't eat beef so I'll eat steak." WTF! Steak is beef. Well anyway, when I was readin' the bio notes on the microscope, it said "Use the fine adjusting know to fine tune the microscope." Talking about tuning, I'm glad tuning a microscope ain't like tuning guitar. Just imagine adjusting and then check and adjusting and... well you know. A h*** of a time wasted. Anyway, talking about bio, the guy who made lense that magnified 270 times viewed blood cell, bacteria and sperm cell. Now how did he get the sperm? Talking about perv stuff, Tai Zhi found the word sex in the list of words for Da Vinci. What the h*** is it doin' there! Anyway, MJ and Del was talking about who liked who. First...

Del: So how's your time with Jacelyn.
MJ: As in like now or last ime.
Del: In general...

Then, somehow, Del said Wei Heng likes Lisa.

MJ: Wei Heng like's Lisa!
*Wei Heng hits MJ*
MJ: What crap!
Wei Heng: Good boy.
MJ: Del, how's your time with Carilynne?

Then Zack got pulled into the conversation, although nobody said anything about PY... directly. Then Zack said, "I like who?/!" I wonder if he was refering to Woo Jin. Well that's it.

QWERTY

The Epic Events Of Today

Ok, this is the epic events of today. Anyway, today, there was a new PE teacher - Mr Foo. Because of the teacher changed, the PE reps (or was it raps) went with Mr Foo and the class was split into half. Half when to Mr Sim and the other half the other teacher (what was her name again?). Anyway, I was in the half where the girls when (d***!). Anyway, Anders, RS and Del was also there. Del was in charge of our group because he was second to none in PE (I was second to JB who was second to him). Anyway, besides being pwned by somebody, we ran for 7min. Somehow, that made Del puke... from his nose. I wonder if it were yogurt cause' it was whitish yellow (or the other way around) and sour (but we can't be sure about it, can we?). Matthew somehow only came during the middle of PE - epic... fail. For IH, the teacher also changed, for the worst - Mr Lim the DM (d***, again). The DM also said bullshit. During a break, Zenry (not from 103) started singin'. To bad Jaryl couldn't get him to sing in front of a camera (g**d***!). Anyway, during english, Mr Selva refered me as a bad guy mascot or something. It was kinna' good that he actually remembered me, cause he refered Val as Jasmine at first. Then the class started to trick him, and he though Ming Jie was Ming Yue. Pwned. Anyway again, on my way home I saw my mother in school, of course I told her via sms that I'm takin' the MRT, so she turned in the opposite dirrection (besides that, she wanted me to go home on my own and yet she waits for me in school). Then PY somehow left into a bus and started spamming me (What the h***!). Epic.

QWERTY

P.S. The yellow part was the part I forgot to write down (d***).

Invisiglitched - Blooogleplex

Invisiglitched (Adjective):
Pronouced as: in-vee-see-glitch
A program that is invisiglitched is a program that has some parts that causes something in the program to turn invisible.
Example: I like this invisiglitched game.

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is invisiglitched - inspired by the glitch Woo Jin on her phone. Well, that's it.

QWERTY

Rules About Goin' To My Blog

Ok, people. Firstly, I would a precitate if you were to write somethin' in my Cbox (and place your name there and not David unless you're really David but I don't know another David so placin' David means that it's either me or some b******. Confused?) Secondly, if you've been to my blog, I demand I also go to your blog to make it fair (unless you're blog is in another language other than English, David or Rock Music). Gettid? Erm, that's it.

QWERTY
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Learn How To Play The Guitar #3

Ok, it's time for your third chord and first song. Firstly, your third chord is... D!


Today, I'll be EVIL and not give you time to practice D chord (Yeah, I know you'll be sayin', "What the fuck!"). Anyway, I don't want you to strum today. Today, you'll pluck. First, you pluck the bass string (6th for G, 5th for C and 4th for D) then pluck the 1st, 2nd and 3rd at the same time twice. Now, the chords...

G D D G G C D G

At the end, you should strum once. If you manage to change chords fast enough, you should get something nice. If you haven't, keep trying. By the way, the song is Happy Birthday. That's it for now.

QWERTY

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is stratocaster. I did not make that word, I swear!

QWERTY

Children In School?

A bunch of children were sighted in school. Seriously! They were in the concourse doin' somethin' on structures tryin' to build structures out of straw. I suspect they were about pramary 1 or 2. If you don't believe me, ask Del or Carilynne or Woo Jin.



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What Happened Today (Or 1h Ago)

Today, my group for physics project were suppose to go to school at 10am. I though I was suppose to go at 11am so I delayed it by 1h. Anyway, the rest intented to go to my house for the presentation. But we didn't go to my house... at least not in that hour. We stay in school to test the car one last time before goin' to BPP to eat lunch. We ate at KFC since Carilynne couldn't chew so she could eat mash potatoes (but she could still talk so nobody had to order for her). Then we went to my house for the presentation. Of course there were other things that were done. Anyway, everything is mostly done except for *sensored*, which Woo Jin'll do. There'll still be one more meeting with I think is useless. Now, I'll tell you about the extra stuff. We chatted with Zack, which was stupid, and we also spray painted the bottle. Anyway, that's it.

QWERTY

I Just Started Learning How To Play The Drum... Last Friday...

I started learnin' how to play the drum last Friday. It's an interestin'thing that I forgot to blog about this until now. Anyway, I learnt it with my friend Stanley (unless you are Stanley in which you would say, "but that's me!") from my guitar teacher who knows how to play the drum. As a matter of fact, the drum was his first musical instrument, followed by the bass guitar then the guitar. Well anyway, I can't upload recordin' of the groove (I only know 1)because I don't have a drum! But I do have a pair of drumsticks (just in case you thought it was chicken wings, I'll say the only chicken I like is chicken nugget). That's it.

QWERTY

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is rock. Well, that's it.

QWERTY

Paedofriend - Blooogleplex

Paedofriend (Noun):
Pronouced as: paedo-friend
A paedofriend is a friend about the same age as you who is a paedophile.
Example: Are you a paedofriend?

Word Of The Day

The word of the day today is paedofriend. Well, just combine paedo with friend and you get paedofriend.

QWERTY

I Was Wrong... But Not Bored

Ok, I was wrong. The b****y impersinator still, well, impersinates. He's givin' me a h*** of problems. Well, maybe not a h*** of problem. Anyway, I am forced to privatize (is there even such a word?) this blog. But I am not bored.. was not bored. I only blog when I'm bored. I'm only about 30 post away from my 100 post record. Why can't I blog at the rate which I did on the first few days. Anyway, I have proof I ain't talkin' to myself now. Do I say'woohoo'? Or 'freako'? Or use entirely small letter? Well anyway, before I end, I shall ask you readers to write in the cbox so that I know you were here and not snoopin' around to some reason I shall not think off (or I can think off, as a matter of fact).

QWERTY

It's Open Again

It's open again, but not for long. Turns out Ethan, whom I suspect is the impersonater has JUST gone on a holiday, but when he's back, I'll just reactivate the permission thingy. Well anyway, that's it.

QWERTY

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Well, if you didn't notice, I only allowed several people to view my blog. That's because some a**h*** when to impersonate me. No, I'm not talkin' to myself. I'm talkin' to some g**d*** impersonater (may god d*** him). So desperate times call for desperate measures and so I'm sealin' up this blog for a long long time. So long, you might forget the time when you didn't have to type your password to enter. It'll be like... like... next Monday for somethin'. Well, anyway, that gives me the rights to swear, but then again you might not like it so I auto-sensored it... except the parts that I really mean, as in I am sayin' what I'm thinkin'. Well, anyway, I know the impersonater is not seein' this but if he does, I shall say, "Go f*** yourself!" But seriously, I want him to f*** himself and stop bein' nosy, not that it'll help. See, I didn't sensor it cause' I really mean it, but then again there might be little children who might see this by accident when I remove the privacy thingy so I'll sensor. Well anyway, that's it.

QWERTY

I Haven't Been Updatin' My Blog For 48h.

As the title says, I haven't been updating my blog for 2 day. Not 48 hours though, not exactly. Anyway, contrary to Jaryl, I didn't blog because I had somethin' to do and I wasn't bored, but now I don't have anything to do and I'm bored so I'm blogging. Maybe I do have something to do, but I don't have computer games to play. I NEED MY BLOODY GORY VIOLENT MMORPGS. I'll have to end this post so... that's it.

QWERTY

The Word Of The Day

The word of the day is book. For once, it's not self-coined.

QWERTY

Bored

Ok, I'm bored, but you knew that already. Anyway, besides being bored, I've a headache. I still haven't thought of the word of the day.

QWERTY

I Just Broke The First String Of My Guitar

I just broke the first string of my acoustic guitar. That ain't mean my guitar is spoilt. It just means that I can't play on my guitar until someone fixes the first string. I've still got my bro's acoustic guitar and my electric. That's it for now.

QWERTY

Learn How To Play The Guitar #2

Still don't know how to hold it? Just look below.

Well anyway, your fingers should be less numb by now. Time to learn your 1st chord - G. When you see a yellow circle, place your left hand index finger on the fret and string. Green is your middle finger, blue is your ring finger ang purple is your pinky (not that it is in the diagram). The bass string is the first string you hit when plucking/ strumming.

Well anyway, just slide your thumb from the 6th to 1st string. If you press hard enough, it will sound continuous. The 2nd chord you'll learn is C. Trust me, its harder plus you can't hit the 6th string.

If you don't know how to strum or pluck, refer to the diagram below. The first one shows how to pluck. The second - you should know.

Well, that's how you play your G and C, but you're not ready for New Divide. Anyway, you've got to move into the right fret and string within a split second, so start practisin'. Next time, I'll show you how to play a song.

QWERTY

Word Of The Day

The word of the day is airpickphaleeer. That's it.

QWERTY

Airpickphaleeer - Blooogleplex

Airpickphaleeer (Noun):
Pronouced as: epic-failure
An airpickphaleeer is a genius.
Example: Issac Newton was a airpickphaleeer.

Word Of The Day

The word of the day today is rocountrapophop. Well, it originates from the words rock, country, rap, pop and hip hop. Erm, that's it. I'll probably do part 2 of learn how to play a guitar. Oooh, I need to play my guitar.

QWERTY

Rocountrapophop - Blooogleplex

Rocountrapophop (Noun):
Pronouced as: rock-countre-rap-pop-hop
Rocountrapophop is another word for music.
Example: Your rocountrapophop is disguisting.

My Previous Post

Do you have any idea how to pronouce the previous post, or as a matter of fact, this?

ευτυχισμένος βράχια φίλους δέντρο

So you do kow how to pronouce it. Well, anyway, I'll find time to add more posts on how to play a guitar. And you're probably not ready for New Divide.

QWERTY

Mi Annoio, Di Nuovo

Ancora una volta, mi annoio, ecco perché ho deciso di tradurre questo pezzo intero di testo. Random parola - Pizza! Fammi vedere se questo numero. Basta commentare questo post in una traduzione in inglese con il tuo nome, a quanto pare. Random parola - perdere. Aspetta. Perché non è Mancato? Questo è il linguaggio stesso usato in Bang!! Bene, ora non mi annoio più. Tutto qui.

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About The Translations

If you were stupid enough to think that I can type in several languages, well, I'll tell you I just used Google Translate to translate it and so I haven't a single idea how to say any of them. But than again, you already knew that. As a matter of fact, only one person from M10103 know korean, and that's not me. It's Woo Jin. But you still knew that, didn't you.

QWERTY

The Word Of The Day

Today's word of the day is pharsetarr. And I also realised that the only person other than me who signs off is jac, but I hate her because she hates me because of the paranoia, which makes her paranoid of me, but then again, her reason might change. But I still hate her alot, but not as much as I hate my mother. (Whoops)

QWERTY

Pharsetarr - Blooogleplex

Pharsetarr (Noun):
Pronouced as: fast-tah-r
A pharsetarr is a sticky viscous liquid denser than water that contains liquidfied pasta.
Example: Pharsetarr has not been proven to exist.

Another Picture

I was bored for the second time today so I made this other picture. I know it's blurb but at least it's got the details.

QWERTY

Word Of The Day

I don't have much time so I'll go straight to the point. The word of the day is billicon.

QWERTY

Billicon - Blooogleplex

Billicon (Noun):
Pronouced as: Bee-Lee-Con
A billicon is somebody who is aware of his surroundings but appears to be oblivious it his surroundings.
Example: Actually, he's a billicon.

Learn How To Play The Guitar #1

This post was specially made for those who wanna learn how to play the guitar. If you're not satisfied with this, we'll, sorry, I'll return it within a week, except that since this is free, you won't get any money back. Hah. Well anyway, this is the list of what you need.

Things you need:
1. Any 6 String Guitar (Acoustic, Classical, Electric, Electric Acoustic, Electric Semi-Acoustic, Broken... etc. All Work)
2. An Electronic Guitar Tuner
3. A Working Computer
4. Electricity
5. This Post

Optional things you need:
1. A Pick (Too Pick Your Nose And The Guitar Strings)
2. Something To Cut Your Finger Nails (They Needa Be Short)
3. A Friend (To Annoy)
4. A Printer (To Print This Out)

Ok, first, this is how you hold your guitar. Its neck should be pointed towards your left.

After that, you must know how a guitar works. It consist of columns (fret) and grids (strings). The diagram should tell you where it is. Do note that I added a yellow on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd string to make them clearer.

Ok, now I want you, with your blunt nails, to press the 6th string and the 3rd fret with your left middle finger, real hard, and use your left thumb to wrap around the neck. You'll have to press it sooo hard that you can feel the neck. Feel the pain. Make sure your thumb does not touch the string. When you strum, you usually strum on the 6th string first. Anyway, use your right thumb and hit the 6th string at the hole in the frame of the guitar (that is if you are using a classical or acoustic guitar). Don't go any further. If you hear a short sounding sound, good. If you hear a long sounding sound that appears to 'oscillate back and forth' and last for at least 10 seconds, even better. When you remove your finger, you'll see a line where the skin goes inwards. If it doesn't happen, you aren't even pressing hard enough. Try to make it at the tip of your fingers. While you are recovering from the pain, tune the guitar. You tune from the 6th string to the 1st. The following are the sound that each string sould make, starting from the 6th to the 1st. EADGBE. You might want to memorise the 6th to 4th string. Do remember not to touch the string except for your right thumb while tunning your guitar. Besides trying to use your left middle finger, use other fingers on your left hand on other frets and strings, except your thumb. It's to help your left hand become numb. That's it for now. If my instructions are unclear, please comment.

QWERTY

Pictures For My Blog

Everyone likes pictures, so I made a picture to make this blog looks nicer. I wanted to do this yesterday but I was playing computer games. So here goes the picture.

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The Word Of The Day

Yesterday, I didn't add the word of the day because I forgot. Why am I such a bluranoid. Anyway, the word of the day is... twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps. It originates from the speed of light, which is 299792458m/s. That's is folks, not that I have anything else to refer to you as right now.

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Twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps - Blooogleplex

Twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps (Adjective/ Adverb):
Pronouced as: two-nine-nine-seven-nine-two-four-five-eight-em-pee-ass
Twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps is used to describe things as extremely fast.
Example: The car is twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps fast.

I've Developed My Own System

I've developed my own system for the melody. The do ra me fa so... etc. thingy is something I don't know yet and I'm too lazy to memorize it, so I developed it. Example, 3-7 means you press the 3rd string and the 7th fret. Do is 3-7, Re is 3-9, Me is 2-7, Fa is 2-8, So is 2-0 (the zero here means 10), La is 1-7, Ti (not to be confused with titanium) is 1-9 and the other Do is 1-0 (you should know this isn't open string). So that's my system. This is the melody for As The Deer Panths For The Water, or at least the verse.

Verse 1
2-7 2-0 2-0 2-7 3-9 3-7/3-9 2-8 2-7 3-9 3-7 1-7/1-7 2-0 2-8/2-0
Verse 2
2-7 2-0 2-0 2-7 3-9 3-7/3-9 2-8 2-7 3-9 3-7 3-7/2-7 3-9/3-7 3-7
Chorus
1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-9 1-7 1-7 2-0/3-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 2-0 2-8 2-8 2-7 (2-8 2-7)

That's the verse. I even alternated the colour for you! Mind you, my guitar teacher only taught me verse 1. The updates are in blue and green and the slash is to hold for longer. The bracket is to show its optional.

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What Happened Today

Today, I went to the beatch (Yes, you saw it as beatch) and I made a mini island the survived the high tide (Pwnage). Anyway, I was in the sun for soooooooo long that my skin turned red and now I look like a fibonavvi. (The fibonavvi look like avatar but are red in colour and fibo created it and since I'm from fibo, I guess I can use it.) And I hadn't had time to figure out As The Deer Panths For The Water melody. And I haven't thought of the word of the day or do the new poll. Now I now you want to do the poll. Go on, nobody's gonna stop you. Erm... that's it guys/ girls/ gays and lesbians and homosexuals. I mean seriously, gays are lesbian and vice versa, which makes em' homos. If a gay is a gay, he still looks like a boy but is a girl, which makes him a lesbian who claims she's a boy but looks like a girl, which... well, you get the point. That's it, for the second time.

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My Bro Pwned As The Deer Panths For The Water

Me and my bro just learnt the melody of As The Deer Panths For The Water. Unfortunately, our teacher didn't teach us all and ask us to figure the rest out. And guess what, my bro, within 6h, he figure out the whole song. And we just learned how to play the melody! Pwned!

"Hey, I did it all by myself! David did not contribute in anything! The credit should go to me only!" says my bro. My reply - STFU.

Well, that's it for now.

QWERTY

I Just Learnt How To Play The Melody

I just learn how to play the melody! What's that? Well, the sound you heard in a piano, yes, its that sound. That's it for now.

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Breadstab - Blooogleplex

Breadstab (Verb):
Pronouced as: br-ea-d-st-aa-b
To breadstab is to pretend to go into a trance with an electric guitar.
Past Tense: Breadstub
Past/ Present Continuous Tense: Breadstabbing
Example: I suspect the man is only breadstabbing and not in a real trance.

Word Of The Day

I did add the word of the day yesterday because I couldn't think of it. Well the word of the day is... well, I didn't think of the word of day... nope, haven't thought of anything yet... ok, I got it. Its...

Breadstab

Check the next post for the definition.

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1st Week!

Yeah! Is the first week of this blog! New record! *drifts away talking c****

QWERTY

P.S. To those of you who hate me, if there's somethin' you want to tell me to change but you're just too paranoid to do so, just tell me and I'll make your life a little less s***ty, if I agree to change, which I wouldn't if you said, "Stop being a David," beacuse I'll tell you its your g**d*** paranoia, which it is. And since its to the people who hate me, this is not over using vugarities, although I'm probably tellin' the truth.

Bass Addiction

Today after I woke up, I played on my guitar. While playing my guitar, I got so bored that I started to play the bass, and guess what? I'm addicted. Well, I could post a vid but I haven't got one, yet. Bass bass bass. Can't get it outta my mind. Must stooooop myself!

Besides that, I'm bored and so I'll sign off.

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Electric Producers (Part 3 Of The Electric Saga)

In case you do not know what I mean by the electric saga, the words parts are electric vampires and OEV. Anyway, electric producers generates electricity in your country. It converts fuel or nuclear energy into heat with is used to boil water with causes a turbine to spin and generates electricity which is sucked up by electric vampires and transformers, which changes electricity by increasing or decreasing the voltage and transforms for a robot into a vehical and vice versa. Electric generators can also can harness the light, and those are known as light vampires, or are turbines that rip the force of wind to generate electricity. Curse you, you shameful electric vampires! The electric generator spend all there life, effort and money to generate electricity and you waste it. Shame on you!

Well, that's it.

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Organic Electric Vampires (Sequel To Electric Vampires)

Well, you've probably seen an organic electric vampire (OEV). An OEV sucks electricity from another electric vampire - the MP3 or iPod. An OEV, however, does not have electricity as its blood, it has normal blood with iron and oxygen and haemoglobin, except that haemoglobin consists of iron and oxygen. An OEV does not suck electricity to survive but rather for entertainment. An OEV is easily recognisable. If someone's ears have earplugs, he is an OEV. OEVs suck electricity through a cord called the earplug. The input side of the earplug, called the wire, is plugged into the MP3/ iPod and sucks electricity from it. At the output side, called the earplug, the electricity is converted into a mysterious force called music. Music consist of two parts, the more noticable melody and the base, which rocks. Sound familliar? If you're an OEV, you better be breaking the habit, tonight... *continues to sing Breaking The Habit*

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The Word Of The Day

The word of the day is bluranoid. I know you want the definition but you can just refer to the previous post (and I'm bored to death, well, maybe not death.)

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Bluranoid - Blooogleplex

Bluranoid (Noun):
Pronounced as bl-er-ah-noy-ed
A bluranoid is somebody who does not notice obvious thing or is oblivious to the surroundings.
Example: Stop being a bluranoid and open up your eyes.

Somewhere In Katong Part 2

Ok, where was I. (Now that makes me a bluranoid.) I went into the Peranakan place where they were practicing the kung fu art of makin' zhan. Over there, they introducted us to Peranakan wear. One noteworthy event happened like this... (I'll put it in the form of a script.)

Teacher: The Peranakan ladies would stay at home and make this.
*Teacher holds up beaded shoe cover*
Teacher: There are also some for men.
*Teacher holds up a men's version*
Rittik: Looks nice.
Teacher: During a wedding, the women must make two pairs - one for the husband and one for themself.

Conclusion: Rittik likes Peranakan girls.

Later, he bought some fancy design which said it symbolised love and togetherness. Anyway, we went to some nearby street after sampling zhans (dumplings) and kuey (somethin' like agar but not like agar), which I have appearently forgotten its name because it was too long and I was a bluranoid then, and it had Katong laksa. Too bad I was full after sampling the zhan and kuey. (The zhans were really nice but the kuey sucks.) Then some people went to 7 eleven and mixed a drink (and I forgot the fomular, wait, it was coke+sprite+groovy grape+100 plus+a little bit of root beer) and I rocked like mad.

And after that, we went to a Hindu temple where you had to take off your shoes and step on the floor that was burning, of course it wasn't soooo bad, at least for me. And we felt and went back to school... ect.

The End

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Somewhere In Katong Prequel

I just remember what a bunch of people, includin' DelDel said on the way to Katong. This is just the summary - Gravity bends light. 1G is enough to bend light, but only a little bit. But just imagine light bendin'. Pervs would bend light so as to do sick stuff. Plus it won't ever be dark, even at night time. You can just steal light for somewhere like America.

That's all I have to say. Look at for the sequal, coming soon.

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Somewhere In Katong

This post was inspired by Jaryl's post on 25th of May, which is equal to today.

Today, we went to Katong park. The weird thing was that it was a fort nicknamed the Wash-Out fort, cause' whenever the stupid (not that they even have a brain) cannons fired, the loose sand would shake the ground and they'ld have to recalibrate it. I hope I had a picture to show how the fort worked (but I haven't a single idea how I works), but I don't have a picture because I don't because I didn't take a picture of the picture. Then there was this tree that looked like it was painted. It's name was... rainbow eucalyptus. There are only two in the whole state of Singapore. Anyway, the makers of the fort knew it was noob (that's a slang) and buried it in soil. Mmmmmaaaaaannnnnnyyyyyyy yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrssssss lllllllaaaaaatttttteeeeerrrrrr, some guy dug it up. Then he caused a bunch volunteers to dig it until it was fully dug up. Due to economical reasons, they had to bury it in sand again until it becomes what you see above (the one at the top). Hah, caught you LOLin' there. Well, after that, we went to somewhere where it was owned (not pwned) by Peranakans and I forgot to take pictures. You'll have to see the other picture of the rainbow eucalypltus tree before I can continue.

Now that you have seen the second picture, I shall continue. We were at this place. Unfortunately, I forgot what I was called. To be continued... (I'll probably won't continue today and I don't have intuition, but you'll never know!)

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Electric Vampires

You would probably have seen an electric vampire. In fact, if you didn't have an electric vampire, you would not be seein' this. The thing you are seeing right now is an electric vampire. Electric vampires drink blood, except that their blood is electricity and so they drink electricity. Electric vampires must first connect themselves to a cord (not chord) called a wire. The cord is then plugged into the host - the power plug. The electric vampire then sucks on the cord (I know you wish it'd been balls, perv) and drains electricity from the power plug and uses it to live. I am not against electric vampires (you can see that because this was written on an electric vampire). What's my point? Well, I don't know and so I shall end this.

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On The 4th Day Of My Blog

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Well, maybe it ain't gothic. Maybe I should get a pic for this. Hmmm. I was also wondering if roses could kill you. I know roses have thorns. Just imagine some oen gives you a rose. Somehow, the rose ends up at your neck and the thorns slice the skin. It'll probably hit the jagular vein and knock you out or you'll bleed to death or maybe not. So the person does not die, unfortunately.

Oh wait, I've got a field trip tommorow. There'll be food samplin' tommorow.

Well. That's all I have to say now.

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I'm Bored

I'm bored because I'm bored because I'm bored. Maybe I do have something to do - check my friends blog. Now I ain't being a stalker, just gettin' myself to do something. Maybe I should compose a song, or add a pic of me... guitar. Now I know who's a perv. If there is the word pwn, I can also make my own word. Since shakespear (Mind my spellin') coined his own words, so can I. A word like... pharch, nah. Too long. Well, that's it.

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Trewq - Blooogleplex

Trewq (Noun):
Pronounced as tr-ee-u-k
Trewq is a strong as mysterious for that causes people to have their ETHANOIA and is illogical but makes sense.
Example: Trewq does not exist.

ETHANOIA - Blooogleplex

ETHANOIA (Noun):
Pronounced as ee-tha-n-noy-ya
An ETHANOIA is something in everybody said to bring them the fear of being spammed.
Example: Your ETHANOIA probably worst.

Word Of The Day

This is the word of the day, I was to lasy to follow the pevious format.

ETHANOIA (Noun):
Pronounced as ee-tha-n-noy-ya
An ETHANOIA is something in everybody said to bring them the fear of being spammed.
Example: Your ETHANOIA is probably worst.

That's it. By the way, it's Monday.

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Continuing To Update This Blog

This is my promiss. As long as there are people goin' to this blog and I can use the computer, I will update this blog, even if nobody cares. (Besides, I built this blog expecting nobody to care.)

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I Am Back

I'm back because I am back because I am back because I am back, which gives a something to write about. And I can't this of the word of the day and so there shall be not word of the day.

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Bye Bye People

I'll be out for until noon (Hopefully it isn't high). Why? I can't tell you cause' I ain't want stalkers. Why am I doing this? I don't know. People just write happens during the day even if it means qwerting (Refer to Blooogleplex). Well, bye bye babylon... I mean people.

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About Bloooglplex And Other Stuff

I know I haven't been bloggin' recently. That was because I was compilling the words for Blooogleplex. Don't worry, you'll get used to it and I'll still make the word of the day. (I haven't thought about that yet.) I'm considering the usage of emoticons, like :P>:b>:P>:b... etc. (It's suppose to be me stickin' my tongue out at you.) Erm, that's it, not. If you have a suggestion for the word fo the day, please comment. Don't trust the date on blogger, it is inaccurate and its the 23rd of May. That's it.

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Blooogleplex - Blooogleplex

Blooogleplex (Noun):
Pronounced as bl-oo-gal-pl-ax
Blooogleplex is a dictionary with self-coined words found on The Blog Of David, The Amateur Rocker
Example: Blooogleplex has over 10 entries!

Poiuytrewq - Blooogleplex

Poiuytrewq (Verb/Interjection):
Pronounced as poy-yew-tree-oo-k
Verb: Poiuytrewq is the the act of trewqing, which is to write illogical but sensical things.
Example: I do not see the link between poiuytrewq and photosynthesis.
Interjection: Poiuytrewq is a word that supposedly reheals someone's energy when said.
Example: "Poiuytrewq," he said as his woulds started to rapidly heal.

Crapishuck - Blooogleplex

Crapishuck (Verb/Interjection):
Pronounced as crah-pees-sh-arc
Verb: Crapishuck originates from the words c**p, p**s, s**t and f**k and can be used to replace any of the following.
Past Tense: Crapishucked/Crapishack
Past/Present Continuous Tense: Crapishucking
Example: The man was crapishucking for almost an hour.
Interjection: Crapsihuck is an interjection that is used to replace the words it originates from - c**p, p**s, s**t and f**k.
Example: "Crapishuck!" I screamed in anger.

Zxcvbnm - Blooogleplex

Zxcvbnm (Verb/Interjection):
Pronounced as zs-cevm-be-inm
Verb: Zxcvbnm is the act of writing logical nonsence
Example: If there were one action that did not make sense, it would be zxcvbnm and respiration. Interjection: Zxcvbnm is a magical word that supposedly allows people to perform magic when said.
Example: When I screamed, 'Zxcvbnm!' everything in the room started levitating.

Qwertyuiop - Blooogleplex

Qwertyuiop (Adjective):
Pronounced as quer-tee-yoo-ee-owp
Qwertyuiop is used to discribe anything that is logical but nonsencical
Example: The qwertyuiop text was too boring for me to read.

Qwerty-ious - Blooogleplex

Qwerty-ious (Adjective):
Pronounced as quer-tee-e-ow-s
Qwerty-ious is short for qwertyuiop, which is used to discribe anything that is logical but nonsencical
Example: The qwerty-ious text was too long for me to read.

Qwerty - Blooogleplex

Qwerty (Verb):
Pronounced as quer-tee
Qwerty is the act of qwerting or writing logical nonsence
Example: Like photosynthesis, qwerty is process done by organisms, mainly humans.

Qwert - Blooogleplex

Qwert (Verb):
Pronounced as quer-t
To qwert means to write nonsence that is logical
Past Tense: Qwerted
Past/Present Continuous Tense: Qwerting
Example: Stop qwerting.

Introducting The New Blooogleplex

From now onwards, I shall add self-coined words on my blog. There will not be signing off and will be based on the self-coin word of the day. What is it called? Blooogleplex! Well, before I sign off I shall say, "Refer to the next post for the format."

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I Was Wondering

I was wondering if there were such a thing as ass cancer. If there's brain cancer, there should also be ass cancer. To avoid confusion, I am refering ass to the butt and not the donkey. Just imagine you butt trying to kill you. Talking about asses, I also wonder if a single fart could kill a person. Theoretically it can. The methane for the ass is injected into the air, where a person breathes it in. Since humans 'work' on oxygen and not on methan, the methan from the fart deprives the person from oxygen and he will soon die. Scary, and sadistic. Erm, that is it (not to be confused with Micheal Jackson's This Is It.)

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I Noticed

I noticed that blogspot's time was 3 hours ahead of actual time. (You can choose to believe me or not)

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Self-Coined Word Of The Day - Qwerty

The self coined word of the day:

Qwerty (Verb):
Pronounced as quer-tee.
Qwerty is the act of qwerting which is to write logical nonsence. Qwerty-ious is short for qwertyuiop, which is an adjective to describe something that is nonsensical and yet is logical. Qwerty comes from the word qwert with comes from the word qwertyuiop with originates from the maker of the keyboard.
Synonyms: Zxcvbnm
Anonyms: Poiuytrewq, Trewq

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Explanation To Previous Blog

The previous blog said I had nothing to write about (but it did not say except this). But itself bein' a post meant that I had something to blog about, which makes that statement invalid and so I would have nothing to blog about, making that statement true... and so on so forth. Confused?

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Nothin' To Blooog About (Which Makes This A Paradox)

I have nothin' to blooog about.

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What Next

First the class (go away people who don't understand what this is sayin') used MSN, now Blog. Next might be Twitter, who knows. Maybe I'm psychic. Oh well, I need to get a pic for this blooog. Blooogle, haha, blooogle. Gettid? Maybe you don't get it. Nevermind, its irralevent. (Fine. I admit I was LOLing at blooogle.)

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Message To All Followers And LOL-ers

First, the message to followers.

Dear followers,
Since you're following me, I would like to say thank you. But why would you follow me if I write c***, unless you are a stalker. If you stalk me means you like me and that means you're SICK IN THE MIND. Get away from me, you pervert. Of course that's just hypothetical. But still, you would probably not understand a single thing I write without background information, which I can't tell because I don't want perverts stalking me.

Now the message to LOL-ers.

Dear LOL-er,
I know you like to LOL (which is to say LOL at everythin' because you thing it's funny). As far as I know, you could be LOL-ing right now. Hah, caught you. Fine. I know I am overusin' the word f***, so I shall stop so that it shall not be overused, but you must also promise me you shall not use LOL until the right time comes, like how I shall not use f*** (Whoops) until the right time comes.

Well, that's about all I have to say for now.

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Tomato Sauce As Fake Blood - The Problems With That

I thought actors use tomato sause as fake blood, so just imagine what the actor would be thinkin' if he had to spilt blood in his next scene - "Effing salty man!". Plus the temptation to swallow the ketchup. Oooh, the pain. I pity you actors who act in action movies. Once again I say, that's it, for the seventh time today.

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5 Post In 1 Day

New Record! I've got 5 post in 1 day, excludin' this one. I did not start yesterday. The post posted 'yesterday' where not posted yesterday, it was just some glitch.

Anyway, Lisa asked how to link one blog to another and this is my solution.

The following blogs are blogs from my friends. You might this we can become a prey for a paedophile but as far as you know, we cause be a band of paedophiles, but you'll never know. Anyway:
http://bored--slacker--xd-lol.blogspot.com/ (Jaryl)
http://music---pwned.blogspot.com/ (Zack)
http://skullz-zone.blogspot.com/ (Lisa)

You can choose to believe me, but I wouldn't advise you (because I write stuff that don't make sence/ cents). Erm, that's it.

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Signin' Off

I've been to a number of other blogs recently - Bored--slacker XD, Impossible = I.M. Possible and Perfect in Inperfection - and I noticed that none of them actually signed off. In fact, Impossible = I.M. Possible didn't even have a single post. (Yeah, I know I post s***.) This is how I sign off - QWERTY. No, I isn't the end of this post. Well, fine it is because I have nothin' else to write except to sign off.

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The Reason For Bloggin'

WARNING
The following content may be unsuitable for impatient people. Viewers discresion is advised, but not strongly advised. Thinking about it again, viewers discresion is not even advised.

I have come to the conclusion that a blooog is meant for some one to write his c*** and nonsence. Now, I'm s***in' my time away. How awesome is that! (Not very)

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About The Previous Post

I took my time just to write this to tell you that the previous post was suggested by Jaryl, and that I am very pissed off with finding What I've Done chords. "You play the guitar?" you might say. My reply is, refer to this bloody blog.

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