Monday, May 31, 2010
My Previous Post
ευτυχισμένος βράχια φίλους δέντρο
So you do kow how to pronouce it. Well, anyway, I'll find time to add more posts on how to play a guitar. And you're probably not ready for New Divide.
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Mi Annoio, Di Nuovo
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About The Translations
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The Word Of The Day
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Pharsetarr - Blooogleplex
Pronouced as: fast-tah-r
A pharsetarr is a sticky viscous liquid denser than water that contains liquidfied pasta.
Example: Pharsetarr has not been proven to exist.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Another Picture
Word Of The Day
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Billicon - Blooogleplex
Pronouced as: Bee-Lee-Con
A billicon is somebody who is aware of his surroundings but appears to be oblivious it his surroundings.
Example: Actually, he's a billicon.
Learn How To Play The Guitar #1
1. Any 6 String Guitar (Acoustic, Classical, Electric, Electric Acoustic, Electric Semi-Acoustic, Broken... etc. All Work)
2. An Electronic Guitar Tuner
3. A Working Computer
4. Electricity
5. This Post
Optional things you need:
1. A Pick (Too Pick Your Nose And The Guitar Strings)
2. Something To Cut Your Finger Nails (They Needa Be Short)
3. A Friend (To Annoy)
4. A Printer (To Print This Out)
Ok, first, this is how you hold your guitar. Its neck should be pointed towards your left.
Ok, now I want you, with your blunt nails, to press the 6th string and the 3rd fret with your left middle finger, real hard, and use your left thumb to wrap around the neck. You'll have to press it sooo hard that you can feel the neck. Feel the pain. Make sure your thumb does not touch the string. When you strum, you usually strum on the 6th string first. Anyway, use your right thumb and hit the 6th string at the hole in the frame of the guitar (that is if you are using a classical or acoustic guitar). Don't go any further. If you hear a short sounding sound, good. If you hear a long sounding sound that appears to 'oscillate back and forth' and last for at least 10 seconds, even better. When you remove your finger, you'll see a line where the skin goes inwards. If it doesn't happen, you aren't even pressing hard enough. Try to make it at the tip of your fingers. While you are recovering from the pain, tune the guitar. You tune from the 6th string to the 1st. The following are the sound that each string sould make, starting from the 6th to the 1st. EADGBE. You might want to memorise the 6th to 4th string. Do remember not to touch the string except for your right thumb while tunning your guitar. Besides trying to use your left middle finger, use other fingers on your left hand on other frets and strings, except your thumb. It's to help your left hand become numb. That's it for now. If my instructions are unclear, please comment.
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Pictures For My Blog
Saturday, May 29, 2010
The Word Of The Day
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Twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps - Blooogleplex
Pronouced as: two-nine-nine-seven-nine-two-four-five-eight-em-pee-ass
Twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps is used to describe things as extremely fast.
Example: The car is twonineninesevenninetwofourfiveeightmps fast.
Friday, May 28, 2010
I've Developed My Own System
Verse 1
2-7 2-0 2-0 2-7 3-9 3-7/3-9 2-8 2-7 3-9 3-7 1-7/1-7 2-0 2-8/2-0
Verse 2
2-7 2-0 2-0 2-7 3-9 3-7/3-9 2-8 2-7 3-9 3-7 3-7/2-7 3-9/3-7 3-7
Chorus
1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-9 1-7 1-7 2-0/3-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 2-0 2-8 2-8 2-7 (2-8 2-7)
That's the verse. I even alternated the colour for you! Mind you, my guitar teacher only taught me verse 1. The updates are in blue and green and the slash is to hold for longer. The bracket is to show its optional.
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What Happened Today
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Thursday, May 27, 2010
My Bro Pwned As The Deer Panths For The Water
"Hey, I did it all by myself! David did not contribute in anything! The credit should go to me only!" says my bro. My reply - STFU.
Well, that's it for now.
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I Just Learnt How To Play The Melody
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Breadstab - Blooogleplex
Pronouced as: br-ea-d-st-aa-b
To breadstab is to pretend to go into a trance with an electric guitar.
Past Tense: Breadstub
Past/ Present Continuous Tense: Breadstabbing
Example: I suspect the man is only breadstabbing and not in a real trance.
Word Of The Day
Breadstab
Check the next post for the definition.
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1st Week!
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P.S. To those of you who hate me, if there's somethin' you want to tell me to change but you're just too paranoid to do so, just tell me and I'll make your life a little less s***ty, if I agree to change, which I wouldn't if you said, "Stop being a David," beacuse I'll tell you its your g**d*** paranoia, which it is. And since its to the people who hate me, this is not over using vugarities, although I'm probably tellin' the truth.
Bass Addiction
Besides that, I'm bored and so I'll sign off.
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Electric Producers (Part 3 Of The Electric Saga)
Well, that's it.
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Organic Electric Vampires (Sequel To Electric Vampires)
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
The Word Of The Day
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Bluranoid - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as bl-er-ah-noy-ed
A bluranoid is somebody who does not notice obvious thing or is oblivious to the surroundings.
Example: Stop being a bluranoid and open up your eyes.
Somewhere In Katong Part 2
Teacher: The Peranakan ladies would stay at home and make this.
*Teacher holds up beaded shoe cover*
Teacher: There are also some for men.
*Teacher holds up a men's version*
Rittik: Looks nice.
Teacher: During a wedding, the women must make two pairs - one for the husband and one for themself.
Conclusion: Rittik likes Peranakan girls.
Later, he bought some fancy design which said it symbolised love and togetherness. Anyway, we went to some nearby street after sampling zhans (dumplings) and kuey (somethin' like agar but not like agar), which I have appearently forgotten its name because it was too long and I was a bluranoid then, and it had Katong laksa. Too bad I was full after sampling the zhan and kuey. (The zhans were really nice but the kuey sucks.) Then some people went to 7 eleven and mixed a drink (and I forgot the fomular, wait, it was coke+sprite+groovy grape+100 plus+a little bit of root beer) and I rocked like mad.
And after that, we went to a Hindu temple where you had to take off your shoes and step on the floor that was burning, of course it wasn't soooo bad, at least for me. And we felt and went back to school... ect.
The End
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Somewhere In Katong Prequel
That's all I have to say. Look at for the sequal, coming soon.
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Somewhere In Katong
Monday, May 24, 2010
Electric Vampires
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On The 4th Day Of My Blog
Well, maybe it ain't gothic. Maybe I should get a pic for this. Hmmm. I was also wondering if roses could kill you. I know roses have thorns. Just imagine some oen gives you a rose. Somehow, the rose ends up at your neck and the thorns slice the skin. It'll probably hit the jagular vein and knock you out or you'll bleed to death or maybe not. So the person does not die, unfortunately.
Oh wait, I've got a field trip tommorow. There'll be food samplin' tommorow.
Well. That's all I have to say now.
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I'm Bored
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Trewq - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as tr-ee-u-k
Trewq is a strong as mysterious for that causes people to have their ETHANOIA and is illogical but makes sense.
Example: Trewq does not exist.
ETHANOIA - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as ee-tha-n-noy-ya
An ETHANOIA is something in everybody said to bring them the fear of being spammed.
Example: Your ETHANOIA probably worst.
Word Of The Day
ETHANOIA (Noun):
Pronounced as ee-tha-n-noy-ya
An ETHANOIA is something in everybody said to bring them the fear of being spammed.
Example: Your ETHANOIA is probably worst.
That's it. By the way, it's Monday.
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Sunday, May 23, 2010
Continuing To Update This Blog
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I Am Back
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Bye Bye People
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About Bloooglplex And Other Stuff
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Blooogleplex - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as bl-oo-gal-pl-ax
Blooogleplex is a dictionary with self-coined words found on The Blog Of David, The Amateur Rocker
Example: Blooogleplex has over 10 entries!
Poiuytrewq - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as poy-yew-tree-oo-k
Verb: Poiuytrewq is the the act of trewqing, which is to write illogical but sensical things.
Example: I do not see the link between poiuytrewq and photosynthesis.
Interjection: Poiuytrewq is a word that supposedly reheals someone's energy when said.
Example: "Poiuytrewq," he said as his woulds started to rapidly heal.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Crapishuck - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as crah-pees-sh-arc
Verb: Crapishuck originates from the words c**p, p**s, s**t and f**k and can be used to replace any of the following.
Past Tense: Crapishucked/Crapishack
Past/Present Continuous Tense: Crapishucking
Example: The man was crapishucking for almost an hour.
Interjection: Crapsihuck is an interjection that is used to replace the words it originates from - c**p, p**s, s**t and f**k.
Example: "Crapishuck!" I screamed in anger.
Zxcvbnm - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as zs-cevm-be-inm
Verb: Zxcvbnm is the act of writing logical nonsence
Example: If there were one action that did not make sense, it would be zxcvbnm and respiration. Interjection: Zxcvbnm is a magical word that supposedly allows people to perform magic when said.
Example: When I screamed, 'Zxcvbnm!' everything in the room started levitating.
Qwertyuiop - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as quer-tee-yoo-ee-owp
Qwertyuiop is used to discribe anything that is logical but nonsencical
Example: The qwertyuiop text was too boring for me to read.
Qwerty-ious - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as quer-tee-e-ow-s
Qwerty-ious is short for qwertyuiop, which is used to discribe anything that is logical but nonsencical
Example: The qwerty-ious text was too long for me to read.
Qwerty - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as quer-tee
Qwerty is the act of qwerting or writing logical nonsence
Example: Like photosynthesis, qwerty is process done by organisms, mainly humans.
Qwert - Blooogleplex
Pronounced as quer-t
To qwert means to write nonsence that is logical
Past Tense: Qwerted
Past/Present Continuous Tense: Qwerting
Example: Stop qwerting.
Introducting The New Blooogleplex
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I Was Wondering
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I Noticed
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Self-Coined Word Of The Day - Qwerty
Qwerty (Verb):
Pronounced as quer-tee.
Qwerty is the act of qwerting which is to write logical nonsence. Qwerty-ious is short for qwertyuiop, which is an adjective to describe something that is nonsensical and yet is logical. Qwerty comes from the word qwert with comes from the word qwertyuiop with originates from the maker of the keyboard.
Synonyms: Zxcvbnm
Anonyms: Poiuytrewq, Trewq
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Explanation To Previous Blog
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What Next
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Message To All Followers And LOL-ers
Dear followers,
Since you're following me, I would like to say thank you. But why would you follow me if I write c***, unless you are a stalker. If you stalk me means you like me and that means you're SICK IN THE MIND. Get away from me, you pervert. Of course that's just hypothetical. But still, you would probably not understand a single thing I write without background information, which I can't tell because I don't want perverts stalking me.
Now the message to LOL-ers.
Dear LOL-er,
I know you like to LOL (which is to say LOL at everythin' because you thing it's funny). As far as I know, you could be LOL-ing right now. Hah, caught you. Fine. I know I am overusin' the word f***, so I shall stop so that it shall not be overused, but you must also promise me you shall not use LOL until the right time comes, like how I shall not use f*** (Whoops) until the right time comes.
Well, that's about all I have to say for now.
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Friday, May 21, 2010
Tomato Sauce As Fake Blood - The Problems With That
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5 Post In 1 Day
Anyway, Lisa asked how to link one blog to another and this is my solution.
The following blogs are blogs from my friends. You might this we can become a prey for a paedophile but as far as you know, we cause be a band of paedophiles, but you'll never know. Anyway:
http://bored--slacker--xd-lol.blogspot.com/ (Jaryl)
http://music---pwned.blogspot.com/ (Zack)
http://skullz-zone.blogspot.com/ (Lisa)
You can choose to believe me, but I wouldn't advise you (because I write stuff that don't make sence/ cents). Erm, that's it.
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Signin' Off
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The Reason For Bloggin'
The following content may be unsuitable for impatient people. Viewers discresion is advised, but not strongly advised. Thinking about it again, viewers discresion is not even advised.
I have come to the conclusion that a blooog is meant for some one to write his c*** and nonsence. Now, I'm s***in' my time away. How awesome is that! (Not very)
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About The Previous Post
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