How To Kill A Valerie

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This freak of mugging is not, despite showing signs of, an emo retard. Instead, it is a f**king android (f**k, yes, she did kiss somebody who's name starts with M)!!! With all my experience of androids [by watching The Alien Quad-something-something (my spelling sucks)], I will teach you how to kill a Valerie.

Valerie is an android because:
1. She mug 24h, slack ZERO!!!
2.Stammers (cause' she needs time to process in her CPU)
3.Plays whatever Melvin does (MH and Bridge) (Fine, that's not a reason why she's an android)
4.Is a prefectionist
5.Will not harm a human, or animal (according to Aliens, androids, unless glitched, cannot harm a human being)
6. She NEVER bleed before (cause' her blood might be white)
7. Thinks Madhu is her mother (I think we go a short circuit)

To kill a Valerie, you need:
1. Something that make her go mad (cause' she'll self destruct after that)
2.An Anders/ Keith
3.Nah-nah-nah
4.This
5.A Wedding
6.The Devil aka Anders (You always need him to murder somebody)

Step 1:
Get your pet Anders or Keith to destroy the Valerie

Step 2:
Do the nah-nah-nah thingy

Step 3:
Get the Valerie to marry

Step 4:
Valerie will go insane

Step 5:
The Valerie dies

Warning:
If this doesn't work,
YOU'RE SCREWED!!!
NOBODY CAN HELP YOU


GG

Today's Update

Ok, today, bio exam was... horrible... I think. Anyway, I should be mugging and so I'm not sure how long I can blog. Anyway, I decided to add a new stuff - which is the next post... or should be. Anyway, that's it...

I'M F**KING EVIL!!!

God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under a loaded gun
And it can't be out-fought
It can't be out-done
It can't be out-matched
It can't be out-run

No

God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under a loaded gun
And it can't be out-fought
It can't be out-done
It can't be out-matched
It can't be out-run

And when I close my eyes tonight
To symphonies of blinding light
Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky

God save us everyone
Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns
For the sins of our hands
The sins of our tongues
The sins of our fathers
The sins of our young

No

God save us everyone
Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns
For the sins of our hands
The sins of our tongues
The sins of our fathers
The sins of our young

And when I close my eyes tonight
To symphonies of blinding light
Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky

Lift me up
Let me go
-The Catalyst by Linkin Park

Exam

Exams are coming! We're all screwed!!!
We're all gonna die tommorow!

Dragged you down below
Down to the Devil's show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less then never
Hate to twist your mind
But god ain't on your side
An old aqquaintance severed
Burn the world your last endeavour
...
You should have know
The price of evil
It hurts to know that you belong here, yeah
Oooh
It's your f***ing nightmare
While your nightmare comes to life
-Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold

Yesterday's Update

Yesterday, I wanted to write this, but I forgot. Anyway, I was waiting from 11.30 to 5.00 thinking there was CCA, and guess what! There was no CCA (FML). Anyway again, got to manage the class blog.

God save us everyone
Will be burn inside the fires of a thousand suns
For the sins of our hands
The sins of our tongues
The sins of our fathers
The sins of our young
- The Requiem by Linkin Park

Randomness

I was bored so I took the time to tell you that I'm forming a band and I have NO idea what to call it. Zack is also in the band and I made a fan club on FB - Zack Choa Fan Club!!! That's all.

This world was never worthy
But how can I call it unfaithful
Every promise was fulfilled
As decay crawlled from its throat
Like dead rising from an open grave
Lips of splendor and tongues of deceit
All dying now as our fragile wrist hold only waste

Like those gasping for their last breath
We cannot hide there's nothing left

Nothing left
... -Nothing Left by As I Lay Dying

3D Pic Of Da Vinci

Hi, I wanted to show you this pic but you didn't have your 3D glasses so I uploaded it here.

...

Do you feel cold and lost in desperation

You build up hope of failures all you've known

Remember all the sadness and frustration

And let it go

Let it go

... Iridescent by Linkin Park

Today's Update

Hi, today going home was Epic Failure. Zack, Delvin, Jaryl, MJ, Rittik and I were going home when I and Rittik broke off and started waiting for them for some 1/2h, when Tai ZHi and Wei Heng came and said they were at Jurong East. We went on our own and at CCK, Delvin and Jaryl suddenly flew from heaven and appeared. Epic Failure...

I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight

Because my conscience leaves me no other choice.

A true revolution of values will lay hand on the world order and say of war.

This way of settling differences is not just.

This business of burning human beings with napalm,

Of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows,

Of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into the veins of peoples normally humane,

Of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefiels physically handicapped and psychologically deranged

Cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

- Wisdom, Justice and Love by Linkin Park

Last Week's Update

Ok, first, I crafted my ship in MH. Next, I bought Linkin Park's latest album A Thousand Suns (LP Rocks!) After that, Lisa, Zack and I are forming a band. Unfortunately, I don't have a vocals and basist. VOCALS WANTED! If you, our future vocals, join us, you will also get the oppotunity to learn bass guitar. Finally, today for English, I read my crappy poem and everybody was LOLing.

...
What is happening,
Why is this happening,
Who the f*** are you,
What the f***!
... - The Subconscious Art Of Illusion by A7X